I like the one where a stripper full on moons the judge to prove her thong is technically compliant

When is Zoom rolling out the Strangle Presenter feature?

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Provisionally over nasty sinus ear thing. Yay, not quite so scared of the staircase.

Those aren't meant to be generally available here, therefore a plushie rather than something he rolled in

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The food truck isn't infested with clamydia koalas

Chainsaw and truck sized mulcher, there goes my attempt at sleeping in

It's cat shaped and perfect

That oughta help!

Not sure about that. There were some magnificent pink and glitter things also. Tailored approximately like bin bags.

Wow! I should have gone to the other CBM not the one horse racing adjacent. No people rolling in gutters yet, but transport is utterly fucked. It also appears to be the year of the cobalt blue suit with pink shirt.

A sinus clearing curry please

New neighbours. Don't look old enough to drive, but clearly do. I need a new optometrist and some grumpy pills. twitches curtains

I seriously annoyed my hands playing this to excess on my phone. No idea how people figure out some of the unlocks so bloody random!

Water is so boring. Why can't we have something colourful like borscht?

A lemony tea please

I have constructed sausage rolls for later and moth bombed the wardrobe. This is enough useful for the day.

Brilliant! Don't forget the ceremonial nail in a wall

Last time the female rep was highly apologetic and totally got why I was annoyed. Not this one! I assume it's an IT thing making the switch rather than a malicious idiot, but somebody programmed it...