No, it's true. Female astronauts usually float around up there with their twats out; spread wide open to air it out, and nearly every time a male astronaut blasts some rope, it floats straight to it obviously.

well the article is from the future so we have to take their word for it

This article was originally published on 23 July 20222

A Nasa engineer named Smythe answered questions from Conan O’Brien on his podcast Conan O’Brien Needs a Friend in 2022.

Is it just me or does this seem tremendously unlikely and easy to prevent?

I propose funding for an aerospace cock sock that could keep everyone safe from stray nut.

The NASA ScRoTE. Self-contained Repository of Testicular Ejaculate.

Have they actually done a fluid simulation, I still hold the position you can't bukake in space or microgravity as it where

These guys never heard of a "posh-wank?"

Edit: a posh wank is when you jerk it wearing a condom. Its also helpful if ur guy that doesnt like "the feel of condoms"

And since penises are usually not that close to the body's centre of mass it would also impart some rotation, unless the astrowanker has very good aim.

Depends which way you point.

Gravity 2 starring William Dafoe

Asking the big questions.

The same happens on earth

Female astronaut: Here I go clam slammin in the cabin.

This hypothesis generated by the same guys that are pretty sure sororities are just for naked pillow fights.

there should absolutely be a shitty trash movie about this.

"if you nut in space, it push you backwards." - Griffin McElroy

"CRANK THE THROTTLE!" "STOP CALLING IT THAT!"

It was odd that the question was at the top of the application form too!

It is, it was a bit in one episode of Conan's podcast, they even mentioned in another episode that some website reported it as true.

Bwahaha, his ghost lives on in space heaven [hell]

Good point, don't wank in the swimming pool either.

The chlorination of a public swimming pool is deadly to sperm, so I imagine the chances on a spaceship are a lot higher.

Also "easily seeing and avoiding" is just not realistic. You don't have eyes on your vulva that are focused on checking for stray sperm globs 24/7.

A male birth control pill has been right around the corner for like 30 years. I wouldn't hold my breath.

We already have drugs that stop women from getting pregnant from direct nuts, let alone stray ones. I'm not saying that female astronauts should go on birth control to let the boys blast rope, but this cannot be the actual reason.