Oh yeah, a side of blasphemy on top of attacking the pope?

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[–] 82 points 7 months ago
[–] 51 points 7 months ago (2 children)

If you depict yourself as Christ, don’t be surprised when people nail your ass to a cross.

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  • [–] 50 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    I love how he's doing the highest form of Christian sacrilege so close to Easter. In fact, he's doing it on Eastern Orthodox Easter...

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  • [–] 98 points 7 months ago (10 children)

    Trump is an antichrist (not the definitive article, but the type of person described in the Bible). It really can't get any clearer at this point.

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  • [–] 18 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (3 children)

    Nah. The Antichrist is expected to broker a peace treaty with Israel and its enemies if you look at Daniel 9:27.

    That ain't our Mango Mussolini. He's a petulant toddler who throws a tantrum when he doesn't get his way. Trump couldn't negotiate a wooden tent spike from his own asshole.

    It's not the end of the world. It's Israeli genocide (what a difference 84 years makes, huh?) and Iran trolling an orange dipshit for funsies. That's it.

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  • [–] 14 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    Oh, I know that the Antichrist (the definitive article) signs an agreement with Israel (that's what starts off the 7-year Tribulation, if I recall correctly). Trump hasn't done that, nor does he meet a couple of other specific requirements, so I don't consider him to be the Antichrist (note the uppercase).

    That said, he's definitely consistent with many of the attributes and I think meets the definition of an antichrist (lowercase) - hence why I said he's that type of person.

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  • [–] 16 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    The folks who wrote that book of the Bible probably has Nero in mind when they wrote it. But there have been narcissistic assholes since the beginning of time, and it's no accident that many of the descriptions of Nero from 2000 years ago also fit Trump.

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  • [–] 35 points 7 months ago (5 children)

    The anti Christ brings about the end of the world. It's what Christians want.

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  • [–] 18 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 child)

    I'd say only the idiotic ones who believe in a pre-Tribulation Rapture would want that. It really makes me wonder how many "Christians" have actually read the Bible they claim to believe (and how many would be those told "Depart from me, for I never knew you" Matt. 7:23).

    In my experience, Christianity is pretty divided over "End Times" worldviews - amillennial (no literal millennium, which usually says that there is no literal Tribulation either and so Antichrist isn't as much of a threat) vs. premillennial (we're living prior to a literal millennial reign of Christ on Earth, and there is a specific individual who will be the Antichrist and hold power during the 7-year Tribulation). Within the latter it gets even messier - rapture or no rapture? Ezekiel's War prior to the Tribulation or during it?

    Whilst one can argue for the Rapture from the Bible, it's definitely not as clear-cut as the Antichrist or Tribulation period - so if it were me, I would not be in an hurry to usher in the reign of the Antichrist especially when he will hunt down and execute Christians during the Tribulation.

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  • [–] 40 points 7 months ago* (20 children)

    I have some questions:

    • What does the hat of the guy in the left say? Pe...?
    • What type of warped fighter jets are in the top right?
    • Did one of the soldier angels get his head blown off, only for it be replaced with the crown of the statue of liberty?

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  • [–] 41 points 7 months ago (6 children)

    Is he healing Jeffrey Epstein here?

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    I'd give anything to be in that room just so I could jiggle the body somehow and then watch them all pray for real: "Oh god, please let him stay dead, oh real Jesus please don't wake him up now, we were only joking! Holy fuck, he could testify! Take him back! Take him back!"

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  • [–] 38 points 7 months ago (8 children)

    Isn’t this an antichrist thing? I’m not a Christian but isn’t that a part of their whole thing? Seems like they should get that before me, an atheist, gets it

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  • [–] 12 points 7 months ago (4 children)

    The antichrist is supposed to trick Christians into supporting him, so that tracks.

    He's also supposed to survive an assassination attempt with a headwound.

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  • [–] 9 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    If Christians are stupid enough to follow the dumbest antichrist in all of existence then they deserve what they get.

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  • [–] 7 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Honestly, I'd be somewhat relieved if there were a supernatural explanation for how they were tricked into supporting Trump. Because Christ made a very clear list on how people would be judged in Matthew 25 31-46 ("The Judgement of the Nations")

    1. Treatment of the poor

    2. Treatment of the sick

    3.Treatment of the foreigner

    1. Treatment of the imprisoned

    This nation isn't doing great by that measurement.

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  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago

    See, they think that it will trigger the reckoning, not understanding it's all just made up fecklessness. They want the rapture to come, so I say we give them all their wish and move on with our lives without them.

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  • [–] 38 points 7 months ago

    Orban's defeat scared him so much he's going to really push this holy war angle.

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  • [–] 25 points 7 months ago (4 children)

    Why is he healing Jeffrey Epstein?

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  • [–] 12 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    It's what you would do too for your best buddy, isn't it?

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  • [–] 21 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    major Antichrist vibes

    "The supreme religious deception, according to the church, will be the Antichrist's messianism: mankind glorifying himself rather than God and Jesus."

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  • [–] 17 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (3 children)

    What the fuck is happening when I'm actually defending the pope and politicians like Mark Carney.

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago* (2 children)

    Oh, I’m still telling Carney to go fuck himself right to hell. He’s softer on trump than 10-ply toilet paper and most of the things he says correctly come a few days after his gut reaction to be a shit-heel. He’s slightly better about the US and Israel’s attacks but when they first started he promised to “unconditionally support” the US. Anything he says can’t really be agreed with because none of it is coming from a true moral highground. It’s hard agree with his words they carry no weight and are mostly lies.

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  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago (1 child)

    Oh I agree with you and I really don't like him either. It's just that side by side with Trump he looks likes a fucking genius, but let's be real, 15 years ago this guy would have been a conservative's wet dream.

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  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago

    What I’m driving at is that he might wear suits that fit but it’s important to still see that he still supports 90% of the things Trump does. Things like his Davos speech or what he eventually says in response to things like the US’s attacks are not worth defending because their purpose is entirely to make people feel as if there’s just enough stability to go back to ignoring politics again.

    Carney is still a conservative’s wet dream, it’s just that people are so attached to their tribalism that voters aren’t paying attention. The MPs are, though, since we’re seeing so many cross over to be Liberals.

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  • [–] 14 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Do we need more evidence that Trump has gone starking mad?

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  • [–] 11 points 7 months ago

    The Mad King Aerys Trumpgarien.

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  • [–] 10 points 7 months ago

    But the catholic magats will still side with dumpfuck

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  • [–] 9 points 7 months ago

    The similarity between Trump and Jesus is the idea of 'praise and worship me or you will be punished'.

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  • [–] 9 points 7 months ago

    The 25th Amendment The 25th Amendment! The 25th Amendment!!!

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  • [–] 7 points 7 months ago (15 children)

    When this is all over hopefully international relations can be rebuilt on the basis of temporary insanity.

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  • [–] 10 points 7 months ago (6 children)

    Temporary insanity of 40% of your country?

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  • [–] 7 points 7 months ago (4 children)

    It's closer to 30%--a lot of people don't vote.

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    IMHO not voting isn't insane, it's just selfish. The country is run by people idealistic enough to vote for free - either altruism or spite.

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  • [–] 9 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    By then we will have freed ourselves with as many dependencies and ties to the US as possible, and you’ll have to get used to a whole different dynamics in the relationship. The ass kissing you’ve grown accustomed to since WW2 is over.

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago

    Honestly as an American that sounds good for everyone. America has long used its position to strengthen intellectual property at the expense of personal property, and to impose monetary policy that enriches the 1%.

    Things have been bad for a long time and need to change.

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  • [–] 9 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    There's never going back. Nothing will ever be the same again, just like nothing was ever the same again after WTC attack and Iraq&Afghanistan invasion. EU will keep trying to be less dependant, the course is set, even if USA manages to elect a less insane president in a few years and manage to throw this abomination in jail or on an electric chair, it will not mean a return to what was before...

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago*

    Their is THE Antichrist mentioned in the Bible for end times, but there are MANY antichrists. He’s not THE Antichrist.

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago

    Now I'm over here! I got here by clicking on your links! This has been a fun little journey. I wonder what'll happen if I click your link again...

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago

    The extra fucked-up part is that they posted this on Easter for Eastern Orthodox Christians.

    You can't say it was an accident and he was supposed to be a doctor when you post him as Jesus on Jesus's fucking holiday.

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago

    The guy that Jesus Trump is curing looks suspiciously like Jeffrey Epstein.

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