In space, no one can hear your cringe
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"oh you're breaking up i think we're going through a tunnel"
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He's asking how young the girls in space are, and they're thinking about all of the Sci-Fi movies where the Earth blows up and astronauts have to watch it go.
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Yeah the NASA twitch stream had to swap to emojis only.
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I wouldn't have gone to the moon if I were them. You know they'll have to meet the president after they get back. It's not worth it.
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Apparently they just let Trump talk and didn't respond for a full minute and Trump was like "anyway you're the best" and they still didn't respond and Trump's people ended the call.
The astronauts gave him the silent treatment. They could clearly hear him.
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The two on the left imagining just never going back to earth
I would have been teary eyed too. Travelling as far as you can and still hear that asshole come out of the speakers. I would demand a refund.
The mission may be called Integrity, but this part was pure Endurance.
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They obviously talked about this in advance, and decided that they would let him talk, because they didn't have a choice, but they wouldn't engage. Answer his questions with as little as possible, and don't ask anything back. Don't give them anything he can use as propaganda, no kissing his ass, praising him for his great leadership in getting America back in space, etc.
They were so committed to the bit, that when he ran out of steam, they just let him twist in the wind.
Glorious.
Luckiest folks in the human race. Furthest from Trump.
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I'd like to commend Trump for lowering himself to talk to a woman and shudder A Black
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We feel you mister astronaut. The entire planet is with you.
I want to see their faces when ICE fishes them out of the ocean ...
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Also, Trump referring to Jeremy Hansen:
And the 4 brave astronauts of Artemis II are our modern-day, you really are modern-day pioneers, all of you. And one of them happens to be a neighbor. You know who that is, right? You have a special person over there, a neighbor. And, uh, we like our neighbor.
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Me when astronauts start blathering about the bible:
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Vic Mackey is so done with this shit.
They are glad to have left the earth.
Every single shot or thumbnail I see of Victor Glover just looks like he's tired of this shit and everything he's putting up with.
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Will ICE be waiting for them?
They are not American only, what do you expect.
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Hard to hide honest reactions
I assume only maga astronauts (or ones who can do a convincing facsimile thereof) on the ground would be allowed in the crew.
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