Don't worry. HP is working on this for their next firmware update.

That's not from lack of desire, but ability.

In the early 2000s my hp printer had a paper jam and the error message from cups was “printer on fire!”

I’ve never had my printer murder motorcyclists

But I suspect it would if it could.

That's only because it's tethered to the wall, lacks wheels, and is two tons underweight. Just like a house-cat: it would if it could.

Automotive CMYK

Cyan: Washer fluid

Magenta: ATF

Yellow: Coolant

Key: Engine oil

So then it won't start at all, even though you're only trying to drive on a black and white road and cyan wouldn't be anywhere involved...ugh!

Same, we bought one before Musk went mask off. We're closing on 180,000 KM and have only needed to replace the upper control arms, which was covered by warranty.

Same here. The only maintenance has been tires, windshield washer fluid and cabin air filter for the last 5 years. I also won't buy another one as long as Musk is there. Last year we were in the market for a second car and if it was about tech specs alone, a used base model 3 would be the best, but we bought a BMW instead. Fuck Musk, but the car is a pleasure to own.

You're lucky, then, I think. My nephew's 3 never got right. After a year of ownership they finally agreed to take it back, mostly to avoid a lawsuit, I think.

The fit and finish was also pretty atrocious, but I reckon most people don't really notice.

Not bothered by the safety issues?

The car equivalent of a brother printer is a mid 90s to early 10s Toyota.

As a happy owner of a Brother printer, can confirm. The worst thing I can think about my printer is that its menus are in Spanish.

TBF so is IBM (actual Nazis, not just fascist fanboys).

I hate all those brands that people create a cult around. Back in the 90s, it happened around Saturn cars. Saturn owners were known to be insufferable about their Saturns, as if they owned something special, instead of just another car that anyone could buy at a Saturn dealership.

I test drove one once, to see what the fuss was about, and by the end of the drive, I had about 10 things I hated about it, including headroom being so low, my head hit the ceiling on every bump, even after the sales guy adjusted seat all the way down, and I'm not even 6 feet tall. Apparently, Saturn was hostile toward tall people.

Right? If I want to print something it'll print.

If I want to drive a Tesla, I don't want it to call for the genocide of Jews.

Oh, Brother!