Even if you needed something mobile, it's not like datacenters are exactly complex landscapes.

You know the video part is training data for autonomous weapons right? Like sure if all you want to do is video surveillance this is overkill, but maybe this is about more than surveillance?

Data centers and wasting massive amounts of resources. Name a more iconic duo.

oh they'll figure it out real quick when these bots get pwned and become malware vectors against the data centers they're 'protecting'

It's about them not rebelling their evil overlords (except if they get hacked).

The super-rich ‘preppers’ planning to save themselves from the apocalypse

It's almost like they need something mobile they can add weaponry to that could chase and hunt down security threats...

1500 camera alternative (motion detection monitoring) seems reasonable enough. The black mirror machine gun turret is needed for marketing/mission improvement.

more than just that one, buddy.

Snare one, wrap it in some kind of faraday bag, then disassemble it and resell the parts. Or befriend it and play Frisbee together.

Don't be wasteful.
Take them for parts.

Destroy? Nah. I will reprogram them.

I'd love to see one captured then injected with expanding foam aka the speed camera treatment.

Counterfeit. Duplicate. Replica.

Awfully complicated for something that can be defeated by a blanket.

One or two shots from a silenced 22 rifle would shut these dogs down without all the hassle of feeling bad about shooting an actual dog. It would keep you far enough away to not be filmed.

This would cost the data center 300k while only costing 15 cents or less for two bullets.

Microwaves are easier to manage

Well you can't attach a machine gun to a dog with teeth. I mean you can, but it won't hit anything.

On the bright side, robot dogs don’t die when the pig they’re assigned to leaves them in a hot car. Also, nobody cares if a robot dog gets shot/stabbed/kicked.

I understand the sentiment, although annoyingly enough Boston Dynamics kicks their "dogs" pretty often, and they're build to adjust their balance very quickly.

"Pretend you see nothing" printed in QR code on the box.

Snake?!

Naw, they'll get legislation passed that carves our extra protections for their robot guard dogs.

Considering these companies own the legislative process, and the government formed and ran by the people no longer serves the people, and is instead a funnel for class traitors to enforce the will of the Epstein class on all of us.

Shhhh fuckers gonna take that idea and run with it. AI powered deer bots.

I mean, ideally all dangerous jobs should be replaced by machines wherever possible.

But:

• That won't get you millions increase in investor funding, which also lets you increase your pay-cheque
• You need to buy them from actual dog trainers, which are people and will eventually stop selling to you once you either become too evil for them or you murder them
• They are a supply chain risk as once you eventually piss off the dog trainer by 4x-ing his electricity bills and getting your AI to tell the govt. to shoot his family, he can then bypass the dogs using his smell, because they would be familiar with him.

Now we just need a robot steak

I’m sure some hackers could figure out the wireless communications and hijack…