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[–] 38 points 8 months ago

He didn't realise that he could just ask. And being a good boy he didn't want to appear pushy.

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  • [–] 36 points 8 months ago
    [–] 32 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    Quark went ahead and filed that complaint about his anti-Ferengi remarks just before Voyager went MIA. Janeway takes bigotry very seriously.

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  • [–] 29 points 8 months ago

    He didn't commit enough war crimes (lacks leadership mindset)

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  • [–] 26 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Simply not enough pips on board the ship.

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  • [–] 25 points 8 months ago

    Sometimes you have an employee that is so good at their job you never want to replace them

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  • [–] 23 points 8 months ago

    Garrett Wang repeatedly turned down Rick Berman's sexual advances

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  • [–] 20 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    No one under him is qualified for bridge crew. Every single person not named in the credits on Voyager is completely incompetent. Promote Kim and you have to promote crewman Bushnell who thinks Warp drive opens a portal to hell everytime, smells awful and calls all women "females".

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  • [–] 16 points 8 months ago

    If you promote him then he’s just going to take the title and leave for more money.

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  • [–] 15 points 8 months ago* (1 child)

    DEI was banned so only white dudes, and people who banged the captain, got promoted.

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  • [–] 15 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    He had more romantic chemistry with Seven than Janeway was willing to tolerate.

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  • [–] 14 points 8 months ago

    They needed to keep at least ONE ensign around, and all the others got promoted or died.

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  • [–] 12 points 8 months ago

    Tom told Janeway it'd be funny if the EMH out ranked him while giving her a fresh pot of coffee.

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  • [–] 11 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    He secretly works for Starfleet's Internal Affairs and uses his position to spy on Janeway et al.

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  • [–] 10 points 8 months ago

    Janeway actually did try to promote him, but he overslept and missed the promotion ceremony.

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  • [–] 9 points 8 months ago

    No virgin lieutenants allowed in Starfleet

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  • [–] 9 points 8 months ago

    Pips can't be replicated and Voyager only had a limited supply of spares. Janeway set aside the only spare pip for the bridge crew for Tuvok's eventual promotion.

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  • [–] 8 points 8 months ago

    There was one time before they even got into the Delta quadrant that Kim took the last pot of coffee and didn't make more.

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  • [–] 8 points 8 months ago

    Ships need ensigns to run, at least one. He was the One.

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  • [–] 7 points 8 months ago* (3 children)

    The unions in Star Fleet are actually controlled by the Dominion, and as such they are ineffectual by design. Harry doesn’t know this, of course

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  • [–] 7 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Because he was an experimental ensign.

    Starfleet had deliberately trained him wrong, as a joke.

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  • [–] 7 points 8 months ago

    Janeway simply forgot to.

    Oh wait, you said wrong answers…

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  • [–] 7 points 8 months ago*

    He was bad at his job and did nothing to deserve an extra pip.

    /s because my conscious can’t handle stating this otherwise.

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  • [–] 6 points 8 months ago

    The promotion pip was continuously traded for coffee rations

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  • [–] 6 points 8 months ago

    His first name isn't really Harry, it's Hitler. Once Starfleet learned the truth, it realized it could never promote him for fear the secret would come out.

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  • [–] 6 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

    Because he didn't go Transwarp, turn into a space salamander and have squigglings with the Captain?

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  • At the bar celebrating his new commission aboard Voyager he met an ensign named Mariner.

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  • [–] 6 points 8 months ago

    Shortly after he was hired , he said he had always looked up to Captain Picard. That never sat right with her.

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  • [–] 5 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    He put cream into the Captain's coffee once and she never forgave him.

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  • [–] 5 points 8 months ago

    Because of legal complications of being from a duplicate voyager post "Deadlock" he couldn't be promoted further than ensign.

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  • [–] 3 points 8 months ago

    Every time you die, or are replaced by something like an alternate universe duplicate, your seniority resets

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