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[–] 122 points 8 months ago (14 children)

What's going to be their next trick? Launching a service that'll watch the latest Netflix series for me and give me a summary when it's done?

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  • [–] 58 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    I don’t need a summary. Just have it tell me whether I liked it or not.

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  • [–] 9 points 8 months ago (4 children)

    Brain chip that blasts the entire series at you in one second.

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    "The View? I'm gonna watch The View?"

    "Hey Mikey. I think he likes it"

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    Obviously, how else will you keep slaving away for shareholders AND consume media to keep that creatively bankrupt corpse afloat as well?

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    Sucks teeth. I suppose that would be a rather tall order without tool assistance. On a completely unrelated note, I just had the oddest flash of somebody having welded a golden(ish) bull to the front of a surplus APC ramming the resultant amalgamation into the nearest stock exchange and / or AI data center. No idea why.

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  • [–] 62 points 8 months ago*

    Ah, the world we all hoped for with AI:

    AI doing all the fun stuff like art and games and humans get to do the hard work like fixing AI mistakes, fighting wars, and working until we die

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  • [–] 44 points 8 months ago (5 children)

    I was starting to write a sarcastic comment about the future of Xbox being just the customer paying for a game and then watching the computer play it for them, but yeah that could totally happen.

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  • [–] 19 points 8 months ago

    This is like 3 degrees from every kid now who just watches streamers play a game instead of actually playing it.

    And yes, I get that some of this is due to them being lonely. Which is another societal issue. Its fucked up man.

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  • [–] 6 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    This already exists as idle games on phones. I can't imagine anything more lame.

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  • [–] 8 points 8 months ago

    I think those games that are made to be boring and absurdly grindy and then offer you to pay to skip the boring parts are even worse. And they're not limited to phone, too.

    "Pay to not play", when we ensure our gameplay loop is so bad that you literally think your time spent in it has negative value.

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  • [–] 42 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    That's the future we all wanted. Going to work all day so robots could sit at home and play games.

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  • [–] 35 points 8 months ago (5 children)

    Of course. Why would I want to play games?

    I can’t wait until AI can pet my dog and fuck my wife for me.

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  • [–] 32 points 8 months ago

    You spelled Microslop wrong.

    Microslop 1
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  • [–] 11 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    Wait until Mircrosoft finds out you can watch playthrough videos on YouTube without having to buy the game.

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  • [–] 24 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    What's even the point of this.....

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  • [–] 15 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Legitimately nothing. I think this is MS looking for use cases, because they have sunk all their capacity into AI. They cannot detangle themselves from their AI, and they're trying to course correct into SOMETHING that might be profitable and pull them out of their death spiral.

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  • [–] 16 points 8 months ago (5 children)

    Used to be that patents were bad for innovation, like loading screen mini games or the nemesis system from the Mordor games. These days patents tend to be crap where I'm happy it's patented so others (hopefully) won't do that shit.

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  • [–] 4 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    The patent for the loading screen mini games should expire soon, right? I'm hoping it makes a comeback soon.

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    Already has, but loading screens are too quick now to make it worth actually doing.

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    And they've flipped it. Instead of putting games in your loading screens, they just hide the loading within the game, now.

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    Why don't you just fucking kill me, and replace me with an AI copy of myself. What a dumb fucking world these companies are pushing for.

    Jackasses.

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  • [–] 11 points 8 months ago

    Well at least someone will play the video games while I'm working my 80 hour work weeks!

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  • [–] 10 points 8 months ago

    Environmental destroyers, future generations will condemn this irresponsible behavior and hopefully punish it.

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  • [–] 10 points 8 months ago

    Just one upping Sonys ai ghost tutorials

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  • [–] 10 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    Maybe they can enhance it to play the whole game instead of just the end.

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Gonna put LPers out of business

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  • [–] 4 points 8 months ago

    Hey I'm grump!

    I'm not so gruuuump!

    And we're the artifically intelligent poor mans recreation of the game grumps!

    Hey Dan.

    Yes Arin?

    I am the boy of video games. I am made of win! Check out my 12 fingers!

    Wow Arin! That's cool! I have 45 lbs of afro!

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  • [–] 9 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    I would love to go back in time and show this to somebody who worked at the Nintendo Power Tip Hotline. They would be all like "oh shit, AI is going to take our jobs in the future?" not knowing that their jobs were replaced decades ago by autistic people with dial-up internet making GameFAQs txt files.

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  • [–] 16 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    It’s so hard to raise kids to turn off the light when they leave the room, with huge wastes of electricity like this just running rampant in the world.

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  • [–] 19 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

    Yea, I used to clean the windows in office buildings and we'd go into a completely empty floor and all the lights would be on and the heat or A/C would be blasting. Then I'd be downtown at 4am shoveling snow and I'd look up and all the inside lights in those empty office buildings were still on.
    Then we'd get a notice to help conserve energy at home.

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  • [–] 1 point 8 months ago (1 child)

    Take this with a grain of salt because I have 0 knowledge, but Ive read that they do that to balance the grid. Power used at night is not an issue but home usage during peak hours is what cracks the grid.

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  • [–] 3 points 8 months ago

    I've been told that before and I guess it makes sense, but maybe after the offices have been abandoned for over a year they could turn off the lights and lower heat -a/c on those floors during the day so the grid would have more capacity for residential.

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  • [–] 8 points 8 months ago

    So fucking out of touch, LMAO.

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  • [–] 14 points 8 months ago

    Sure, burn the planet for a gamegenie.

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  • [–] 14 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    They want me to pay them for a game and then pay them for their AI to play it for me.

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  • [–] 7 points 8 months ago

    That is one of few use cases of AI : to cheat instead of getting good at anything.

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  • [–] 12 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Not for nothing, but couldn't this be used to have AI play a game for 80,000 simulated hours and flag all the bugs? Human playtesters are important and have value, but no human should have to do the work of criss-crossing an enormous game map thousands of times just to see if the character model gets stuck on a random vertex sticking out somewhere, and yet it seems to be a distressingly common occurrence in more than a few games I've played.

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  • [–] 5 points 8 months ago

    And like that, we now have corporation produced bots in videogames.

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  • [–] 8 points 8 months ago

    Hahahahahahahahaha now Elon can beat every game ever! Hahahahahahaha!

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  • [–] 10 points 8 months ago

    so they spent millions attacking and removing hackers from their games, only to allow AI bots to do it for a subscription fee......

    iran, can you blow up this data center while you're at it?

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  • [–] 6 points 8 months ago

    Just watch a movie at this point. I started playing old games because I was missing the feeling of staring at a screen for a solid minute with no idea how to proceed and having to figure it out for yourself, or repeating the same section again and again slowly conquering what seemed impossible on the first try.

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  • [–] 3 points 8 months ago*

    I am afraid that it actually can sell... botting already is happening in a lot of games to farm ressources and sell them for RL moneys. Right now this goes against most games ToS, but if this is a 'legal' way of doing things with less risk, it could be viable for some people...

    Not that I condone any of this, but ressource markets in games will be heavily cornered then.

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  • [–] 5 points 8 months ago

    soo

    extremly unoptimised tool assisted speedrun?

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  • [–] 5 points 8 months ago

    What's the point then? I pay for a game that I'm not even playing just so, what, my numbers of "completed" games goes up?

    I'm someone who likes seeing the stats go up as I watch anime. But I do it naturally and over time. This AI idea is like if I were to start an anime, put it on auto-play while I sleep, and when I wake up it'll be done, without me seeing a single scene.

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  • [–] 5 points 8 months ago

    Oh neat, just one step away from having AI buy the game for me as well.

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  • [–] 6 points 8 months ago

    this could be a way to help people complete difficult parts, but there exists another solution to this problem

    asking game developers to add assist modes

    it is much easier to do, much cheaper, better integrated into the game, basically impossible to fail, works on all platforms, does not need internet access, is not resource intensive, but it does not use AI so its bad

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  • [–] 4 points 8 months ago*

    Meeting in Microsoft 2026:

    • we made report that says 90% of people don't complete games
    • we have a solution, let's spend couple billion of dollars to make AI to finish games for them and charge them for xbox copilot gamepass
    • maybe it is just lost of interest ? ( fire this guy )

    Meeting in Microsoft 2028:

    • nobody is using our $100B slop game finishing xbox copilot AI gamepass game partner
    • maybe it was just lost of interest ?
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  • [–] 4 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Can you patent something as trivial as this?

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    That’s what all WoW players will use day one for their daily quests.

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago

    Dailies, and other similar grinds, are one of the worst crimes against humanity in mmos. Surely we can move beyond the 'take twenty hours to level up your character so you can progress' idea that crystallized in jrpgs and now sits in the center of the late game experience like a giant aragog sucking your enjoyment. Let me just log in and raid, gorramit!

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago

    Didnt Sony just patent something similar?

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  • [–] 3 points 8 months ago

    All the big companies crank out a dozen patents every day, that cover everything under the sun, just in case they ever have to engage with each other in patent warfare. For the simple reason that the competitors are doing the same.

    Somehow we never hear about the vast majority of these patents.

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  • [–] 1 point 8 months ago*

    So, an NPG, like, a movie?

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  • [–] 1 point 8 months ago (3 children)

    The example given in the article is trying to get a rare gem or something. I honestly think it would be pretty funny to see chatgpt try to get something truly difficult. I imagine that AI would be quite bad at precise, well timed and executed maneuvers.

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    I'd love to watch it try to get the never die achievement in dark souls 2.

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago* (1 child)

    I could genuinely see it getting like one good stream on twitch, kinda like twitch plays pokemon, but I have some serious doubts that AI would be able to manage an achievement like that.

    Microslop might as well just start selling achievements. Even if AI was good at this task, its still redundant because you can give a digital achievement to anybody. Just another usecase in which AI is useless lol

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  • [–] 1 point 8 months ago

    surely this is bait 😂

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  • [–] -3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 child)

    It makes me sad to see everyone trashing this so much. No one ever thought of it as a disability aid? I would love to have a system that would let me hand off strenuous parts to the AI so I could take over during less intense parts.

    Edit: Fuck you lemmy bunch of ableist twats.

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago

    Games already have this. There's almost always a difficulty setting, and one of those settings in newer games is often "story only." You make decisions, but your character executes the fast-twitch stuff itself.

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