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Microsoft patents system for AI helpers to finish games for you (www.dexerto.com)
submitted 8 months ago by to c/technology@lemmy.world
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[–] 122 points 8 months ago (14 children)

What's going to be their next trick? Launching a service that'll watch the latest Netflix series for me and give me a summary when it's done?

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  • [–] 58 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    I don’t need a summary. Just have it tell me whether I liked it or not.

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  • [–] 9 points 8 months ago (4 children)

    Brain chip that blasts the entire series at you in one second.

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    "The View? I'm gonna watch The View?"

    "Hey Mikey. I think he likes it"

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    Obviously, how else will you keep slaving away for shareholders AND consume media to keep that creatively bankrupt corpse afloat as well?

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    Sucks teeth. I suppose that would be a rather tall order without tool assistance. On a completely unrelated note, I just had the oddest flash of somebody having welded a golden(ish) bull to the front of a surplus APC ramming the resultant amalgamation into the nearest stock exchange and / or AI data center. No idea why.

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