Don’t go for an MRI. Intestine smoothie.

> bites victim  
> injects stir bars through fangs  
> drag them back to my lair  
> throw onto the stir-floor  
> suck up organ smoothie in flesh cup  
> take nap

Today was a good day.

Wtf am I looking at?

Please tell me these are cocaine condoms and not actual stir bars like I thought when I first woke up and saw this

Oh! Stir bars are the magnetic things at the bottom of lab jars when you're mixing stuff, right?

I thought Stir Bar was a nutrition bar or a chocolate bar like a Boost. Stir isn't a great name for a protein bar, but it's not the worst.

1. those are huge stir bars
2. my body is about to become organ smoothie 😱

Sadly this is probably from a child who ate a bunch of magnets.

Mmm magnets.

Whoa, that's way too many magnets. You're only supposed to use one, and they go in the second stomach so they don't impede the passage of food

And implanting them all over the place, apparently.

What are you, the waste container?

Put 'em on the spinner!

"It feels like there's a party in my gut and everyone is spinning."