▲ 195 ▼ I LOVE EATING STIR BARS (mander.xyz) submitted 8 months ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to c/science_memes@mander.xyz 30 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] Septimaeus@infosec.pub 4 points 8 months ago (4 children) Children eat weird stuff permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 5 points 8 months ago (2 children) Where does a child come across hundreds of lab stir bars. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Septimaeus@infosec.pub 3 points 8 months ago Wherever their parent left them unattended, presumably. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Septimaeus@infosec.pub 1 point 8 months ago My guess was backseat of car. Parent has lab supplies back there, including a few 10-pack boxes of these, which also work as an improvised distraction/toy just like rare earth magnets or monkeys in a barrel. Unfortunately they weren’t checking rear view mirror because work it’s stressful, so kid put quite a few down without their knowledge. They didn’t even notice until day 2 migration to large intestine and rectum. This parent is overworked and under-appreciated and I’m so glad I’m not responsible for children. permalink fedilink source parent [–] dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 8 months ago to be fair, stir bars are totally forbidden food - they look delicious permalink fedilink source parent
[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 5 points 8 months ago (2 children) Where does a child come across hundreds of lab stir bars. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Septimaeus@infosec.pub 3 points 8 months ago Wherever their parent left them unattended, presumably. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Septimaeus@infosec.pub 1 point 8 months ago My guess was backseat of car. Parent has lab supplies back there, including a few 10-pack boxes of these, which also work as an improvised distraction/toy just like rare earth magnets or monkeys in a barrel. Unfortunately they weren’t checking rear view mirror because work it’s stressful, so kid put quite a few down without their knowledge. They didn’t even notice until day 2 migration to large intestine and rectum. This parent is overworked and under-appreciated and I’m so glad I’m not responsible for children. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Septimaeus@infosec.pub 3 points 8 months ago Wherever their parent left them unattended, presumably. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Septimaeus@infosec.pub 1 point 8 months ago My guess was backseat of car. Parent has lab supplies back there, including a few 10-pack boxes of these, which also work as an improvised distraction/toy just like rare earth magnets or monkeys in a barrel. Unfortunately they weren’t checking rear view mirror because work it’s stressful, so kid put quite a few down without their knowledge. They didn’t even notice until day 2 migration to large intestine and rectum. This parent is overworked and under-appreciated and I’m so glad I’m not responsible for children. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 8 months ago to be fair, stir bars are totally forbidden food - they look delicious permalink fedilink source parent