Good thing I ate all that dirt as a child, got my body terrain boosted early!

Hey! As an aside - "of coarse" is incorrect, you're looking for "of course" :)

"Coarse" refers to the size of particulates like how big each piece of sand is. Coarse is larger bits of sand, making it rougher.

The body has a way of shutting it down. Especially if its illegitimate rape.

Modern-day Lysenkoism. They're going to kill us all, if they go on long enough.

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They are having a hard time finding a implausible story.

Exactly. The back of the toilet—sure. Very common. It’s basically a little table. Also great for smashing adderall on for snorting.

Who the fuck would snort something off a toilet seat? Why would you want to bend down that far? It makes no sense. These guys are full of shit no matter what they are talking about.

I am NOT the guy to talk to about drugs but there have been toilets without their own tanks for a long time.

I’ve also done much than the average person in my time (maybe enthusiast-level at points?) and when I was at my most doing-it-est, I would never use a toilet seat. The only time I’ve done it in bathrooms at all was either from a bullet or key bumps from a pen cap.

It doesn’t pass my “if this drug fell on the bathroom floor at a club, would you still do it?” test. A rare few things pass that test for me.

Maybe the real brainworms was the cocaine we snorted along the way

But the other person was fat and trans! /j

Also, whose got enough money for coke but not a small mirror, or a CD case, or a shiny book cover, or... Shit I'm telling in myself aren't I?

At least I never did it off a fucking toilet seat! Eww dude!

Bobby the type of mother fucker to not wash his hands after using the bathroom. Nasty bitch.

It's cute that you think that still matters.

Fascism requires bootlickers. If you lick boots, you can’t be afraid of no germs.

Because MAGAs think it's hilarious when Libz get all upset about this stuff. Look how crazy they get when you put some lunatic in charge of health care. Who cares? Health Care in this country sucks anyway, he can't damage it any worse than it already is. At least we can get some laughs at the expense of the Libz, right?

It's got to be that. NOBODY could possibly believe that he would IMPROVE health care.

Because Americans let conservatives have power, which means the circus came to town. And they brought their clowns with them.

His publicist is a worm that lives in his brain, it's a recipe for success

Fascists think germs harm the weak, who should die to purify the gene pool, and not the genetically superior and strong. And fascists always think they are among the superior, strong ones. Everything this administration does makes sense if you assume fascist eugenics are behind it.

Some germs hate acid, some germs hate bleach. Blox kills indiscriminately! https://youtu.be/pJztwXaho00

Don't shit on roadkill as an easy protein and have eaten it many times when I've hit the animal myself or witnessed it get hit. Tastes fine. The vehicle truck side is usually inedible due to the heavy bruising.

With all that being said, I've never staged a dead animal to look a certain way ever.

He's trying to encourage disbelief in germ theory. He'd like to encourage a return to cornflakes and Graham crackers to rebalance the humors.

I found it really weird that that show was cancelled, by the way. I remember a lot of people speculating that it seemed very strange that something seemingly popular was cancelled so quickly.

I don't remember a whole lot, but I seem to recall it had a fair bit of bothsiderist aspect. Even so, we know what snowflakes the rightwing can be.

I'm not sure nukes end with peace and prosperity.

Anthrax is indeed vile, never understood why people like them so much.

You misspelled „Health and Human Sacrifices“.