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[–] 31 points 9 months ago (7 children)

I’m just imagining Bobby on his knees, snorting a rail off a shit smeared toilet seat, all while a perfectly clean countertop is literally right next to him. Kind of easy to imagine, considering what a fucking dumbass this guy is.

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  • [–] 12 points 9 months ago (6 children)

    Also, whose got enough money for coke but not a small mirror, or a CD case, or a shiny book cover, or... Shit I'm telling in myself aren't I?

    At least I never did it off a fucking toilet seat! Eww dude!

    Bobby the type of mother fucker to not wash his hands after using the bathroom. Nasty bitch.

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago (5 children)

    Even just the screen of a phone. Super stable geniuses, the lot of 'em!

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    Checking back in a day later. Who the fucking fuck down voted this‽

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    i mean, i’ve heard phone screens are legitimately horrendous for hygiene, which i wouldn’t be surprised by (no real evidence provided by or to me)

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago

    You press it against your face, put it face down on the table, shove it in your pocket, and then rub your fingers all over it...

    Who am I kidding? Most people just rub their fingers all over it all day and also don't wash their hands. Phones can be a wonderland for germs.

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