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[–] 33 points 9 months ago (1 child)

Good thing I ate all that dirt as a child, got my body terrain boosted early!

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  • [–] 1 point 9 months ago

    They now recommend packing feces directly into the mucous membranes so that you have a healthy immunity to strangers shit particles when you snort coke as your childhood blossoms into adulthood. Also helps if you only consume animals, roadkill is fine, builds immunity to brainworms so your brain tissue can simply kill them off later.

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