When I started getting personalized ads for topics I had just spoken out loud about, that's when I realized the water was already boiling 🐸

Rip this meme I guess

I heard it's nitrogen, which I think releases co² during the production process. You're right though, could be worse; they could've used hypergolic thrusters.

This just cements how chronically online I must be, because as a millennial, I am familiar with E, Ugandan knuckles, and skibidi (watched the whole series)

I specifically look for the "x for y" deals because in my experience, most of the times the fine print specifies that the individual price is also discounted, so no need to buy more just to "save."

Can I offer you a handful of human foreskins and docked puppy tails in this trying time?

I couldn't find H∃Ɗ CC□ in the manual, please help

Greyhounds run faster than Pugs because *checks racism handbook* genetics!

I turn my back on my eggs for a couple weeks and they do THIS‽

Can't prove OP isn't the NYT