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Transcript4 Panel Comic

Panel 1:

β€œDo Great Pyrs Bark A Lot?”

[A Great Pyrenees sits majestically and calm]

Panel 2:

What a silly question. Pyrs bark exactly as much as they need to.

[The dog wears and expression of disdain and disgust at the temerity of the question.]

You fool.

Panel 3: [The dog turns away from the questioner]

Dog: Now if you’ll excuse me

Panel 4: The dog lifts its head and lets out a majestic and loud BOOW

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[–] -4 points 4 weeks ago (14 children)
  • [–] 16 points 4 weeks ago* (3 children)

    Greyhounds run faster than Pugs because *checks racism handbook* genetics!

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  • [–] -4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

    Dogs are individuals, not representatives of the imaginary classes we call 'breeds,' and people are individuals, not members of the imaginary classes we call races. If you disagree, congrats, you're a racist too.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 weeks ago (9 children)

    Dog breeds have different behaviours.

    The real pet racism is saying orange cats behave differently...

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  • [–] 0 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

    Congrats. You're the Charles Murray of dogs.

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  • [–] 0 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    You're obviously not interested in having a discussion, and I'm not in the business of trying to squeeze blood out of stones.

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