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[–] 179 points 8 months ago (18 children)

In case an acorn falls to the ground.

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  • [–] 83 points 8 months ago* (7 children)

    *car

    The acorn fell on the car and surprised the officer, who then shot the windows out.

    Edit reference: https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/video-shows-florida-deputy-repeatedly-shoot-man-thinking-falling-acorn-rcna138829

    an acorn could be seen striking the top of his patrol car

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  • [–] 31 points 8 months ago (6 children)

    I really hope everyone at his sheriff's office doesn't ever let that one go. Coworkers mocking him is appropriate given the shame he did to (whatever's left of) their reputation.

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  • [–] 44 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (5 children)

    He had someone apprehended in the back of the car at the time. He fired like 5 shots into it, and luckily the guy wasent hit.

    He shouldnt be mocked, but fired and arrested for gross negligence. Im sure neither happened.

    EDIT: looks like he and his partner unloaded 22 shots at his handcuffed and restrained suspect, and the acorn cop resigned. It was Florida, so of course no charges were ever filed.

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  • [–] 7 points 8 months ago

    Part of gun safety, especially when you're firing in a populated area, is to make sure your bullet has a safe backdrop in case you miss or it penetrates fully and keeps going.

    These cops fired those 22 rounds without even having a target in the foreground to consider the background of. Just "shoot and hope it hits a bad guy" without even considering what else it might have hit.

    First guy hears acorn, starts firing at nothing (or the guy he just locked in the back of the cruiser). Partner sees him firing at nothing, joins in for a few rounds before stopping to wonder wtf they are even firing at.

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  • [–] 3 points 8 months ago

    On the plus side, in a decade, most of Florida will be either literally or financially underwater, because basically every property insurance agency is fleeing the state.

    Whoops! Turns out climate change is real!

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Why, prey tell, shouldn't he be mocked for being a compete fuckup who may murder someone do to his fuckupery?

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  • [–] 6 points 8 months ago*

    Cause mockery is shit all compared to justice. Mock away, but I want more.

    He resigned before he could be fired, but thats as far as it got. I expect he will show up at some other acab factory and put innocent people in danger again, because making fun of him didnt stop him.

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  • [–] 20 points 8 months ago (9 children)

    They also put their thumbprint on your car when they walk up to it, in case you run away.

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  • [–] 18 points 8 months ago (7 children)

    Can you elaborate? What is the benefit to them of having their thumbprint on the car?

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  • [–] 21 points 8 months ago (6 children)

    My understanding is that it's not for if you run away, but if they go missing, forensics will be able to place them with the car, before they went missing.

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  • [–] 42 points 8 months ago* (5 children)

    This is correct. I went to school to be a cop but quickly saw how fucking cliquey they are and anyone who wasn't wasnt exactly like them isn't accepted (I was a dumb kid, forgive me for actually wanting to help people,) so I changed career trajectories. Thank. Fuck. Anyway, yes, thats what they tell you in school - when approaching a vehicle, press your thumb/hand whatever on the rear quarter panel in the event something happens to you, they can place you at the car to make a case against the owner/occupants.

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  • [–] 3 points 8 months ago

    Wait, does this mean that any time a cop goes missing, they need to go around looking for their finger prints on random cars until they find the cop's?

    Also seems easy to beat that evidence, just say "yeah, he pulled me over and it's standard procedure to leave their prints on any car they pull over".

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  • [–] 81 points 8 months ago* (1 child)

    That driver looks like he might be slightly off-white. Cops are TERRIFIED of that type of person.

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  • [–] 7 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

    off-white

    This could touch off a discussion that could last for hours in my house. Off-white? Do you mean Eggshell? Or maybe Ecru? Or perhaps Linen?

    When it comes to white paint, I tell my wife to show me her 3 favorites, I'll pick my favorite of those three, and then paint the walls whatever color she tells me. It's white, I don't care.

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  • [–] 64 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    This is what happens when you're told to expect that every encounter with the public could end in your death.

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  • [–] 56 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Cops are notorious pussies and scared of their own shadows. Police work is less dangerous than delivering pizzas in America but you don't see Domino's drivers strapped up with one hand on their gun when knocking on doors - yet police get away with this because in their mind everyone is a criminal out to get them, and not a member of their community that they swore to protect.

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    [–] 52 points 8 months ago (5 children)

    Because being a cop is less dangerous than being a roofer.

    If that doesn’t make sense to you, then congrats. You’re too smart to be a cop.

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  • [–] 26 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    Being a cop isn't even in the Top 15 of dangerous jobs. I've held 2 jobs in the top 5, and I never went around demanding respect because my job was so dangerous.

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  • [–] 44 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    it's how they're trained (or how little rather). They're essentially told that basically every interaction could potentially result in them being attacked and to stay vigilant.

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  • [–] 41 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    It's not that they're trained little, it's that their training encourages antisocial mentality and behavior and they're never held accountable when they hurt people or break the law

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  • [–] 9 points 8 months ago

    And this training causes a self-fulfilled prophecy!

    When you act super paranoid and aggressive because you are literally deathly afraid of every interaction, what happens to a public that is constantly dealing with that level of treatment?

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  • [–] 32 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    They always do this, it's not new.

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  • [–] 25 points 8 months ago

    Because he's a trigger-happy, racist sociopathic cop.

    Note to self, remove tautology.

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  • [–] 24 points 8 months ago (1 child)
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    [–] 12 points 8 months ago

    All i see is some fat fuck with bad posture and a OH THAT'S THE COP. Well shit

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    He's not getting his papers together fast enough.

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  • [–] 5 points 8 months ago

    Because it looks pretty dumb if he had his hands in the pockets. /s (for obvious reason)

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  • [–] 4 points 8 months ago

    He's essentially playing with himself

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  • [–] 8 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    I'm no fan of the US police but unfortunately some people reach for a gun pretending to get their papers. So it kinda makes sense to at least be ready for the worst.

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  • [–] 20 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    He's police, not military. He's supposed to serve the public, not treat everyone as though they are armed.

    Mm thanks officer, tasty boot! Please aim at my face while I get my registration and insurance information

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

    It's there to distract from his Hank Hill butt

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    @Deceptichum It is the new gun issued in the states and Canada. It has a faulty trigger and sometimes fires unintentionally. So, now he is scratching his butt to see if he can charge the driver with attempted murder or get a few days off. My theory, I could be wrong.cbc.ca/news/politics/sig-sauer

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