How many children did he fck?

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[–] 157 points 9 months ago (2 children)
  • [–] 305 points 9 months ago (2 children)
    • I didn't do it
    • Even if I did, it doesn't matter

    Classic

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    Prolific and Infamous CHILD SEX TRAFFICKER Jeffrey Epstein doesn't matter anymore so PLEASE Come back and Make Child Porn on my Platform!

    -OWNER of the Republican Party, South African Elon Musk!

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  • [–] 48 points 9 months ago (7 children)

    Musk doesn't matter.

    Such a fucking waste of air. Worthless. Throw his nasty ass in a leaking bedbug-ridden jail then let's stop talking about him like he matters.

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    So he said Trump was in the epstein files and that it was a whole big secret apparently (it was never a secret it has actually always been common knowledge). Then he made grok, now infamous globally for being a generator of sexualized images of children, and threatened to sue anyone seeking legal action against him while continuing to allow users to generate sexualized images of children.

    And now suddenly his name appears in the Epstein files and he changes tune and we shouldn't give a shit about the documents on how him and seemingly his entire cohort of wealthy white nationalists have been helping each other abuse children for decades.

    Elon Musk will one day be universally regarded as one of the single stupidest most disgusting and most embarrassing human beings who has ever lived. He is living proof that the the wealthy do not deserve any of the hoards they are given. I cannot believe this person exists.

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  • [–] 8 points 9 months ago

    It really takes a certain set of skills to be able to fuck up this bad while inheriting such massive wealth. It's not like money makes you more intelligent but it does provide access to so many services, from lawyers to consultants and *in most of the cases * some sort of competent people that might be able to help guide you so you don't absolutely wreck your whole persona.

    I suppose he is too full of him and just does whatever he desires, which is most likely.

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  • [–] 3 points 9 months ago

    I cannot believe this person exists.

    It's not all that surprising that he (and Donvict) exist; what I find so puzzling is that they both have so many fanboiz and fangurlz.

    Just.....why? They both seem to be incredibly awkward and weird and the origination stories they tell about themselves are just bullshit.

    Is it just Worthington's Law?

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  • [–] 87 points 9 months ago* (2 children)

    Talking about a man serially raping trafficked children as part of an international pedophile cabal, but saying the full word "fuck" is a bridge too far.

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  • [–] 154 points 9 months ago* (12 children)

    You know who must feel really proud of having distanced herself from this disgusting Nazi kethead kiddie fucker? His trans daugher Vivian Wilson. The more vile Musk proves to be, the more I admire her for walking away from the filthy riches she could have gotten her hands on, had she not had a sense of morality.

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  • [–] 41 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    She still gets filthy money. She’s not living in a one bedroom apartment working at a Starbucks for health insurance.

    But yes, she did stop talking to him… after all he did to her.

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  • [–] 13 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    She also spent like an hour and a half "bullying" Adam Conover, but he seemed more surprised than offended.

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  • [+] -23 points 9 months ago (6 children)

    What does that have to do with literally anything in the article?

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  • [–] 1 point 9 months ago (4 children)

    Wow the lady doth protest too much

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  • [–] 3 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    That doesn't make any sense based on Shakespeare's original usage...

    Or any common usage since, I'm genuinely curious what you think the phrase means.

    Any chance you could tell me what you're implying?

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    Sure, the only reason someone would bother replying to that comment the way you did, would be if they had some kind of problem with the subject matter, in this case trans people. IE your protest betrayed who you are. No one gets irked enough to comment only when someone "posts something unrelated".

    Happy to be wrong though. Do you support trans rights?

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  • [–] 3 points 9 months ago* (1 child)

    the only reason someone would bother replying to that comment the way you did, would be if they had some kind of problem with the subject matter

    Nope, just seemed like a random karma grab that just distracted from the Epstein stuff.

    No one gets irked enough to comment only when someone “posts something unrelated”.

    Definitely not the only time I comment.

    Do you support trans rights?

    Yeah, it's no one else's business what someone does with their own body. But anyone who thinks anything biological is binary clearly doesn't know what they're talking about. There's no clear lines in nature, we just pretend there is to teach kids a simplified version in school.

    But I treat people the same regardless of gender anyways, so I just honestly don't care what someone else is doing.

    So to me, it's weird when someone just brings it up randomly when a more important and completely different topic is at hand.

    I don't get why it matters.

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  • [–] 80 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    Funny how he called that rescue worker a pedo just like that.

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    Honestly, that's always been my hunch about that. Such a baseless accusation doesn't come out of nowhere; he must have been projecting something.

    Thailand is known for its seedy sex tourism, but there are also tons of legitimate reasons to go there. I've always had this feeling that the "pedo guy" remark came from Musk mostly thinking of child sex tourism when he thought of tourism in Thailand. Because that's the part he was most interested in, even if he wasn't acting on it.

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  • [–] 39 points 9 months ago*

    It's even funnier because all the release seems to show is that he was such a sad twat he couldn't get an invite to "wild party island".

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  • [–] 65 points 9 months ago* (6 children)

    He's only embarrassed because even a known piece of shit scumbag like Epstein didn't want anything to do with him.

    Which is objectively hilarious.

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  • [–] 35 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    Hubs pointed out that the reason is probably because Musk is such a wet fart. Can you imagine trying to have a wild drug fuelled pedoparty and he won't shut the fuck up about his wildy autisic hyperfocus on self driving cars.

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  • [–] 19 points 9 months ago* (2 children)

    eh. he's more classic attention starved narcissist than autist, in my autistic opinion

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  • [–] 13 points 9 months ago*

    Greetings fellow autist. We can also be narcs, cunts and sad fuckin' arseholes. Being ASD doesn't rule out a multishot.

    I actually do believe he's asd, and that it may be a primary factor in why he never got the invite. Dude was wrong sort of strange.

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  • [–] 32 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    he went from release the files, to forget about it, which is musk.

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  • [–] 24 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    Oh, well, if he insists...

    Lemme just get these out of the way for today:

    • Fuck Elon Musk.
    • Fuck Jeff Bezos.
    • Fuck Bill Gates.
    • Fuck Donald Trump, and his entire administration, family, and anyone who has ever supported him, and especially those who still do today.
    • Fuck Larry Ellison.
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  • [–] 12 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    On a clear day I like to drive the coastal road on my way home and catch a glimpse of Moloka’i on the horizon. On an especially clear day I can see Lāna’i. On those days I’m reminded that Larry Ellison owns that entire island and I get angry.

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago

    I'm curious what it means to own an island like that. What happens if someone approaches? There seems to me to be a lot of fun to be had with that if you got a big enough group together. Do you think there are guards for the island? Maybe making miserable the lives of people who enforce the will of billionaires is a fun next step in the step-on-the-peons game the elite like to play.

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  • [–] 44 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    Never been a fan of Musk even before his Sieg Heil moment during the elections but this does nicely top it off. Will there ever be an investigation into all these wealthy men who abused young women? Probably not. Let's not kid our selves though, wealthy were never bound by laws, not now and not in the past thousands of years

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  • [–] 19 points 9 months ago

    This pedo guy again?

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  • [–] 15 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    as i recall, he went to russia shopping for rockets. they spit on his shoes. lol. where's that picture

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  • [–] 14 points 9 months ago (5 children)

    Is that why he wants so many kids of his own?

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  • [–] [S] 8 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    To traffic them and further add to his wealth?

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  • [–] 25 points 9 months ago (7 children)

    He should be jailed and all his money and shit given to public use

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  • [–] 16 points 9 months ago* (3 children)

    "Public use" right now means ICE. If the government takes musks money they'll send it on crimes against humanity

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  • [–] 4 points 9 months ago* (1 child)

    He doesn't have a lot of money. He has shares in companies.

    Selling those shares would crater the value as we saw when even a tiny fraction were sold when he bought Twitter.

    So if you didn't want to tank millions of people invested in his companies, especially Tesla with things like ETFs where peoples pensions are held, it would probably be best to transfer ownership of those shares to someone.

    Maybe the government could take them and in some cases that would be the equivalent of taking ownership/nationalizing of the company (e.g spacex where he owns majority voting rights)

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago

    On the one hand, yes, ruining 401ks and iras for middle america people who still have investments would be sad, on the other, ruining the investments of rich fucks would be joyous. We're not going to get out of this hellhole we find ourselves in by coddling everyone invested in the system.

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  • [–] 12 points 9 months ago

    He probably didn't touch any.

    Just presented them with uh... vials.

    That's mostly how he interacts with the opposite sex.

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  • [–] 22 points 9 months ago* (3 children)

    It's starting to look like a law of nature that whenever Elon Musk has the opportunity to be gross, he will maximize being gross. We can make predictions with this.

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    “What matters is not release of some subset of the Epstein files, but rather the prosecution of those who committed heinous crimes with Epstein,“ he wrote in an X post Saturday morning.  “When there is at least one arrest, some justice will have been done. If not, this is all performative. Nothing but a distraction,” he added.

    A broken clock and all that…

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  • [–] 19 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    I don't even want to hold hands in public, I can not wrap my head around people going to these degenerate events and having everything on video.

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  • [–] 19 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (3 children)

    Is there a sadder, more pathetic, more wretched side-character who lives for the attention of celebrities than Ian Miles Cheong? He lives in Malaysia, but seems singularly devoted to MAGA. A movement that would bury him upside down in a hole if he ever tried to migrate there, legally or not.

    I try to imagine what the day to day life of a person like that is. I imagine him living in utter squalor, with a flickering bare lightbulb swinging in the breeze above his head from the drafts spewing in through every crooked window frame of his shack. With his 100 open browser tabs for each of his fake Elon-sucking accounts. Suicidally-depressed except for the 8-second dopamine hit he gets on the occasions when Elon acknowledges his existence. A fungal infection of a human.

    Also, lol:

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  • [–] 6 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    That screenshot is all I know about this account, but surely thats satire right? Like I can imagine myself saying those things, but heavily rolling my eyes while saying it. Surely nobody says things like that with any sincerity?

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  • [–] 23 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    It's interesting how in this latest drop Epstein is emailing white nationalist podcasters about how black people are genetically inferior and how this is a hard truth the world needs to accept, and the recent behaviour of Elon Musk and a lot of the other people who ran in that circle.

    Sure seems like the last 16 years of rage against SJWs and Woke was really just a bunch of losers complaining about how they should be allowed to talk publicly about why they hate black people and how they should be allowed to fuck kids without suffering social repercussions

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  • [–] 3 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    I think so many conservative brains were broken by having Obama win against McCain.

    And if that wasn't enough, they watched him beat Romney in 2012 and get a second term. The fact that the country didn't fall apart, and that people generally liked him made it even worse for them. Under Obama, the economy got back on track, if ever so slowly, after the Republicans drove it into the ditch.

    Gathering together all the worst people (Musk, Stephen Miller, Bannon, Thiel, RFKjr, etc.) under the umbrella of Donvict and delivering their "retribution" on America is their revenge for that. They love to pretend that Obama really hurt them or something. And I guess he did hurt people that are racists. Just by existing in the WH.

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago

    Yeah, it was the ultimate subversion of the natural order of things for them.

    I genuinely believe they'd rather live in the burned out ruins of a once great nation than prosper under an open and racially equitable society.

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  • [–] 15 points 9 months ago*

    How many kids did he fUck? None.
    How many did he rape? Lots.

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  • [–] 5 points 9 months ago

    lock them up

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  • [–] 11 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    He should be jailed. But anyways taxation to all his wealth is enough

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  • [–] 4 points 9 months ago

    They matter even more now

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  • [–] 6 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    Oh of course they don’t matter. Only when he’s making post about his BFF being in the Files, right? Impish worm.

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  • [–] 6 points 9 months ago

    Dear mister special K provider please please please do the world a favor.

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