Can you imagine the outrage if any other US president engaged in such blatant corruption and violations of the Emoluments Clauses?

And they made Jimmy Carter sell his peanut farm.

Jesussss christ. Imagine the fuckin aneurism the right would have if Obama did this

This has to be satire... The Victory brand is an Authoritarian government brand from the novel 1984.

"The [Victory Gin] was like nitric acid, and moreover, in swallowing it one had the sensation of being hit on the back of the head with a rubber club."

Remember when Carter had to put his peanut farm into a trust to avoid real, or perceived conflicts of interest?

peanut farm

Who's that on the bottle?

I hate it here

It's as of somebody somehow crossed Mr. Burns and Ralph Wiggum, brought him to life and made him president.

45-47

... and what happened to 46?

Eau de Bouffon

In Britain “trump” refers to flatulence.

And both the men's and women's fragrances have a statuette of a man (presumably an idealized Trump from about 50 years ago). So I guess they think that women want to be Trump too. That's just as delusional as thinking that men want to be Trump.

Another day, more crimes from the President of the United States going unpunished.

Why does this remind me of a certain golden calf?

Male Fragrance: Top Note - Urine Middle Note - Rape Bottom Note - Rotting corpse in the Arizona desert

Female Fragrance: Top Note - Botox Middle Note - Moldy leaking silicone Bottom Note - Sludge from the bottom of a bar trash bin

Smells like 🌮

So can anyone release a fragrance called "Loss 46"?

Could even use the logo:

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“Victory 45-47,” is all about the success and winning… but “45-47” just reminds sane people that he lost 46.

I hate how often I have to say "literally 1984" these days.

The model he used….such delusion…

This is the kind of shit I was hoping to see out of Charlie Sheen..

= (- 2)

Former Rep. Adam Kinzinger (R-Ill.) got a little too specific when he attempted to describe Donald Trump’s body odor while speaking to Jimmy Kimmel this week.

“What did it smell like specifically?” Kimmel asked.

“So, if you take, like, armpits, ketchup, makeup and a little butt, it’s probably like that, all mixed up,” he said.

“That’s the Trump formula?” Kimmel said.

“A little bit of a pungent odor, I would say,” he said. “You definitely wouldn’t want to bottle it up and wear Trump cologne.”

All about winning yet he lost in the middle of those numbers.

Unrealistic. That figurine is too slim.

False idols or something.

Monetize sovereignty.

I've heard about Trump's scent. No thanks.

Essence el shit.

« Eau de toilette »

Never miss an opportunity to run another grift! ABG, always be grifting!

Don't forget to grab one for your loved ones too. They'd thank you and they'd even smell good too

Oh man finally a solution for stinky Trump supporters :D

They should make it literally smell like soiled diapers. Because the idea of imposing an unpleasant experience on others as a dominance flex is philosophically quintessentially Trumpist.

Does it smell like the used diaper of the president?

rocks back and forth

It's satire, don't worry, it's definitely satire, it's all satire

I like that this implies that Biden was also Trump - presumably in an ingenious “doddery Old Man” disguise. Also, omlol at the body proportions on the statuette.

The body fragrance will smell like human shit. Then he should sell an aftershave that smells like piss. For that freshly golden showered feel.

God this guy is the worst. The shit he peddles belongs in a mid mall kiosk.

Designed to cover the smell of a dirty adult diaper. Your coworkers will be able to smell you coming when they're indoors and you are in the parking lot.

Ah the smell of rotten orange ass in the morning is exactly what no one wants. Probably give you syphilis at the point of contact.

RFK Jr will prescribe spraying it in your throat for the next pandemic.

Eau de diaper

Do I get to pick if I smell like Eric or Jr? Is that what the two boxes are?

They probably smell like use diaper

Imagine if another countries president did this as well.

I'm trying to imagine what Turnp Victory smells like, and my brain can only think of a mtg world tournament but with more cologne mixed in, and shit breath and whatever roofies and Valium smells like.

45-47

So he will extend term duration to 20 years and then remove the limit, got it.