It was on the counter just like that. Pretty sure I would have noticed this immediately if it was like that when I put it there last night. I live alone... I'm just really confused.
It is not the fork that bends, it is only yourself.
Your fork is a vulcan, live long and prosper π
A Vulcan π
Are you in the Portland area? Iβve been robbing apartments and this is my calling card. If you havenβt yet, you miiight want to check your closets and safes.
Could you have pushed something aside, unintentionally wedging the fork between two objects?
If it got wedged in the right way, the tines could bend like that.
Italian fork?
definitely ghosts. Next time it happens say "Ha ha very funny Jerry, now quit fucking with the forks" if he does it again call him a nerd
Never seen an Italian fork?
Uri Geller. Run.
Are you a Jedi and you used the fork?
You're standing over ground water and should drill a well there
I've seen a dishwasher bend tines before. Mostly if they're cheap, thin forks and you put them tines down in the dishwasher. Forks go tines up.
You should pick up the phone and call the professionals
What's even weirder is it used to be a spoon
I guess a thumb and a pointing finger. Maybe a prank by one of your friends?
Yo momma
Do you have a sink grinder/disposal? If it fell down there and turned on, that could do it, but I think the poster that mentioned it getting caught in a drawer is probably the best bet.
I am not sure if this is a joke. Most commentators seem to perceive it this way. But just in case I will answer seriously.
This was done by a human:
I will expand on that last one since no one has done it: Do you have an issue with substance abuse? Do you have issues with your memory? Do you have any psychiatric issues? Your other personality could to this if you have a dissociative identity disorder. Check symptoms and pay attention on similar events. If this keeps happening go see a doctor.
It looks perfect for jamming into power outlets
Asimic attraction.
Oh this is our sign Vulcans are here π, checking on us before our First Contact
Do you have any enemies?
do you have a child?
Ooo, ooo, I know this oneβcarbon dioxide!
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