Why will your son be a tortoise?

Yeah when I signed up for this place an admin took me aside and said, “Hey— drug addiction or AI slop?” I was a bit taken aback and asked for clarification. “Those are your only two choices,” he said, “to post online, you either need to post AI images or have a drug addiction. Now hurry up and choose.” Fearing social stigma, I chose drug addiction, and they’ve personally sent about 5 moderators out to my house to ensure I’m popping pills and shooting veins on the regular.

Local family HATES man for spending slightly more time and thought on his posts online. More at 6.

A bundle of flowers

You sleep in a hammock, who are you to judge?!

This would be the perfect time for him to make “I Hate Mars Bars.”

I also choose this guy’s dead wife! 😊

My fiancé always makes me call her (270-558-1710) whenever I get pickles at a restaurant to ask her if she wants me to keep them for her or not, lol.

Bad Dragon engineer! 😊

Lightly used as woodchipper fodder.

Co-op penis stream! 😊 Played this one a few times, myself. 😅

Funny story, but I actually almost worked for a factory that produced these half-mannequins. I was really desperate for a job, and managed to get an in-person interview, but I never heard anything back after that. I can’t get an erection. It was probably for the best, though, I much prefer my current job.