It was on the counter just like that. Pretty sure I would have noticed this immediately if it was like that when I put it there last night. I live alone... I'm just really confused.
Dude, I've been so confused and bored with nothing to do that Ive considered some kind of electro-magnetic anomaly. My electrical system is old as shit. But I have it rigged to high powered modern electronics. Eventually I gave up on it and figured it's probably something mundane and gave up on figuring it out or honestly caring. It's one fork. Big deal. Honestly at this point if it's kids in the matrix trying to communicate with me, that'd be great lol. But I probably just didn't notice I smashed it in the drawer.