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[–] 112 points 10 months ago (18 children)

Were you too high yesterday to post this on the appropriate day?

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  • [–] 15 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    If they impede your breathing you've definitely gone too far. Until then to your taste

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  • [–] 11 points 10 months ago (1 child)
  • [–] 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

    Oh good, I still have room for more! For a while I was caught up to my age and got a new one every year to celebrate, but then I got old and took a bunch of the more irritating ones out.

    Edit: oops, it says nose. Missed that. Disregard.

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  • [–] 8 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    1st of may is still a couple of months away..

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago*

    And you don't need to make up a holiday for it, it's already multiple. You can celebrate Labor Day, but if that's a bit too red for ya it's also Beltane, but you're more than welcome to the more secular version of May Day. It's really just a lovely day to call off work and enjoy the halfway point of spring, ideally in nature with loved ones

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  • [–] 26 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    I used that logic to celebrate it on December 60th as well.

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  • [–] 40 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    First of May is a holiday already too!

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  • [–] 19 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    I know a couple whose birthdays reduce to the same fraction. They were not as excited by this realization as I was.

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  • [–] 18 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 child)

    Guys I know of a magic trick.

    Multiply your date of birth by 4 and add 815162342 to your social security number and publish it.

    Make sure to sign off on the comment with your legal name in the wingdings font.

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  • [–] 14 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (9 children)

    Cocaine day is 1/11 or 11/11 depending on how many friends you have.

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  • [–] 1 point 10 months ago (5 children)

    I've not done cocaine nor know of it's culture. Child you explain the joke?

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago* (4 children)

    Is 3 lines or four lines.

    Imagine lines of cocaine on a mirror.

    1/11 is three lines 11/11 is 4 lines.

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  • [–] 1 point 10 months ago* (3 children)

    Ty!

    What would be the average number of lines one would do?

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    Oh my god I’m so excited I get to use this joke lol. You’ve set me up for a common joke.

    The average number of lines you do is all of them. The correct amount of cocaine is all of the cocaine you have.

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  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    I see, thanks for enlightening me and glad to have set up the joke.

    It must smell really nice :p

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago

    That’s another joke “I just like the smell”

    If you want an educational answer how many lines depend on the person but also the size of the line.

    In a party the person who has the coke sets up some lines, how many and how thick depends on what they are willing to spend on this.

    So if you are taking coke from someone else how much do you do? All that’s offered.

    If you are the one cutting lines how much do you do? The rest.

    How much you use is exactly how much you can afford.

    You can actually tell a lot a persons finances by the line they cut for you. My lines are small compared to someone like Elon musk but huge compared to a lot of people . I’ve had people say “I’ll break this up into two or three lines if you don’t mind”

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  • [–] 11 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Hmm. Does that mean 2/10, 3/15, 5/25, and 6/30 are also viable?

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  • [–] 10 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    Might as well celebrate on the 10th of February too, just to be sure

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  • [–] 10 points 10 months ago

    Celebrating it every day because I have a problem.

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    At least 1st of May is a date that can actually happen.

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  • [–] 1 point 10 months ago (1 child)

    unfortunately, "4-20" has much more of a ring than "20-of-4"

    also it starts a turf war when you challenge the American date format

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago

    Yeah, but 4:20 originates as a time. The problem happens when you want to put it into a date as well.

    Time is the only exception where I agree that the less specific part can come before the more specific one - just because more often than not one does not make sense without the other.

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  • [–] 5 points 10 months ago (6 children)

    Yeah, also April 20 is some dude's birthday that we don't celebrate

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago

    that's some boss shit

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    I’m too tired for math

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  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    Is there an R/leaves on this platform?

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  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago

    International Workers day! - “Workers of the World, Unite. You have nothing to lose but your chains!”

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  • [–] 7 points 10 months ago

    Oh yeah, the 20th month! It's my favourite month

    /jk

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago

    Damn, and I just scored some gummies! It's my lucky day.

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  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Good luck with what you plant outside on 1/5

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  • [–] 1 point 10 months ago (1 child)

    How do you celebrate 4/20? Are there other fractions to celebrate?

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