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[–] 1 point 1 year ago

Another one who just doesn't get it and never will

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  • [–] 110 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    MICE DIE IN MOUSE TRAPS BECAUSE A METAL BAR SLAMS DOWN AND BREAKS THEIR NECKS.

    THE SAME THING HAPPENS WITH POLICE BRUTALITY.

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  • [–] 149 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    The explanation given in the picture condemns capitalism, not socialism.

    Capitalism is the system that assumes actors work in their own rational self interest. It's when capitalism gives "free stuff" that people need to worry about the hidden cost.

    The transaction in this case is that the mouse trades its life for a chance of getting food. But, as is typical for capitalism, the person who offers the transaction is intentionally concealing its true cost, making it impossible for the mouse to make any rational decision.

    The person who originally made that meme seems to believe that socialism simply means "free stuff". But a mouse trap baited with food is an absolutely textbook example of capitalism.

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  • [–] [S] 61 points 1 year ago

    capitalism will you give me free social media

    for increased social bandwidth with friends?

    yesssssss

    actually creates a hellhole of ad supported data theft, harassment, misinformation, and networks of abuse

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Until I got to your comment I actually thought I had read capitalism. I just thought it was the "if it's free, you're the product".

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago*

    Yes, I read it and said, "Where's the government?" I don't think you can have socialism without a government or some equivalent. If it's just two entities interacting without outside regulation, then it's definitely not something specific to socialism.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    socialism is when the people own the mousetrap

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    That's closer to the way communism is generally used. Socialism would be more like if the government had a mousetrap program where it distributed mousetraps to people with rodent problems.

    I say "generally used" because some people have used "socialism" and "communism" interchangeably, but I think it's just confusing to do that today.

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  • [–] 39 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Capitalism: and we can charge them for the cheese, too!

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  • [–] 35 points 1 year ago* (3 children)

    mice don't pay taxes dumbass

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    [–] 33 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    Meanwhile, people voting for Trump because they think they’re going to get $500 of cheddar during tax season.

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  • [–] 31 points 1 year ago

    Facebook is socialist, apparently

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  • [–] 27 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    Mice die in mousetraps because they need the cheese to live, and have no control over the means in which the metal bar clamps down

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago* (5 children)

    Some of them are even smart enough to figure it out after seeing another mouse die, and can disarm the traps by dropping things on it.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    From my experience, it’s more like they let one die and the rest feast off of the dead one. We had a well house that was infested with mice. I’d set several traps up a night, come back the next day, all tripped and just bones left in the trap. Pretty mind blowing.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    I think that's rats. Mice are a bit dumber.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    as someone who had rattos, they are wicked smart. THey can be litter trained, and can be taught tricks. I saw a video or article or some such that ratties like driving around in little motorised cars. It was cute as fuck.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Rats seem super cool to have as pets, but honestly, I couldn't take having a pet with a lifespan of ~2 years. It'd break me.

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  • [–] 22 points 1 year ago

    Ironically, the closest thing I can think of to this concept actually applying in humans would be "free" internet stuff that is actually funded by advertising and personal data harvesting, which is unrelated to socialism but does describe the place that original post looks to have come from.

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    but it's not free I'm paying for it

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  • [–] 27 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    Mice die in mouse traps because I buy the 'humane' ones then forget to check them for weeks, leading to much greater cruelty than normal ones.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    I had an issue with mice a couple of years ago, and it came to blows. I am not proud to say that I committed some horrific atrocities to mouse-kind that will haunt me for the rest of my days.

    That said, legends of my brutality must have spread because I haven't had a mouse issue in years.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    We had an issue with mice coming inside at our old house. But we had 7 cats, so the problem was I would come into the kitchen in the morning to find blood streaks on the floor where the cats had their fun with the latest intruder. Then I had to dispose of the body. So I never had to partake in the cruelty myself, but I had to deal with its aftermath.

    The mice never seemed to figure out that ours was a house of death. But we had a really cool exterminator that wouldn't try to up-sell us on stuff. He always gave us good advice on dealing with various pests. He helped us find the places where the mice were getting in the house and seal them. That's the best solution if you can do it.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Otherwise, what's the plan once you catch them?

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Drive far away and release them?

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago

    It’s been a minute since I’ve seen one of these “Socialism is when Capitalism” switcharoos.

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  • [+] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 child)
  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Mix some oats into the peanut butter and roll into a marble sized ball. Much easier to handle and mold onto the traps trigger assembly.

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  • [–] [S] 8 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    good tip but id want to eat it myself

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    Lol capitalism is good because they move would pay for the cheese

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Except that isn't why they die. A really stupid person thought that was clever.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago*

    What happens is they eat the cheese and expect to pay for it, but they can't find any means of paying so they die while waiting for a member of staff to turn up. That's because capitalism is nature's way and anything else is against God.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago*

    From everyone according to their ability, to everyone a high speed spring loaded metal bar.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    Over never had peanut butter fail - it's usually successful in under 10 minutes.

    Also I'm smarter than a fucking mouse; I can read, for one thing. Unlike whoever buys into this kind of propaganda.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    Also please sign up for a free account to our service!

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    All I can think of here is Government Cheese. Murica.

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  • Also I'd rather give up peanut butter and eat the cheese

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Stop funding the military then.

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  • [+] -9 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    I mean somewhat right. Cheese being socialism, and trap being unending communist regime xD

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