Yeah, like, put that shit in the mud where it belongs you giant ass pussy.

It's on standby for the apocalypse. You don't want to use it up beforehand.

I could give them the benefit of doubt and say it's new and a Christmas present, but even if that's the case it will likely never go off road once (maybe a gravel road if they're feeling adventurous)

Yep, was gonna say that.

It even has a cute little wreathed archway it drives through on every entry and exit from the driveway, awww!

If it does get dirty, it will be because it can't fit in the garage.

The rugged individualist of the gated community.

If society collapses, if sure his survival instincts will kick in and he will try to buy something else.

The brand is actually called Apocalypse? Wow 🤦

Also known as a "loot drop" for the who actually will take over when society collapses

Googling that truck name appears to show they sell for $250k-$260k. I can think of better things to spend that kind of money on.

And then when a group of anarchists just hose his entire house and car with multiple rusty AKs he'll be looking up from Hell like "HOW DID I LOSE THAT THEY CHEATED". Altho, having that amount of guns and ammo doesn't really indicate gravy seal bullshit, if you go to the range often the ammo literally evaporates super fast. But that truck having no signs of being used off-road does clearly indicate that.

thinks he’s going to take over Florida

First one to go (and first to run out of fuel)

20k rounds and 30 guns...shit I've got triple that in 22lr alone. Round count and how many guns you own is a poor metric for gravy seal level bullshit.

This dude probably has a gun or two and a few boxes of ammo. Most who pretend to be billy badass don't actually have much in the way of firearms because they don't actually go to the range, just like this truck is never going to see anything more than Florida paved roads.

LOL those pictures make it look like a cheap kids toy.

Ha, and it's always something that probably gets like 4mpg.

Us with solar and electric vehicles and bikes have been the actual ones prepping.

They don't think. They feel. They're little better than toddlers. You wouldn't ask a child how their blanket is going to protect them from ghosts.

Best part is, this isn't even a diesel. It's got a Hellcat engine. For heavy vehicles you'd want diesel to get good torque and fuel economy. That's why cargo vehicles are almost all diesel powered.

Even if the refineries kept going in the apocalypse, I'm fairly sure places that distribute fuel would be few and far between. This person would have to refuel a LOT... Might not even make it to the next place with fuel.

i was thinking about this the other day. In an end of the world as we know it scenario, gasoline will be gone in short order, so most cars will no longer be able to run. which is great.

However, diesels can be modded to run on other fuels, even used cooking oil. So in theory, if you can get some kind of oil, you can run your diesel. It's also possible to mod a regular combustion engine to run on ethanol. ethanol is just 100% alcohol. You can make it yourself if you have a still. Albeit, you'd have to have a shitload of grain to get a full tank, you'd still be able to get some fuel every now and then.

All that being said. If civilization as we know it comes to an end, that just means that we won't be as connected as we are now. but we'll still be human, we'll still want to trade goods, services, art and ideas. You'll need to connect with your neighbors and cooperate to survive. one will grow something, one will grow something else, one will teach, one will heal, one will brew beers. everyone will meet in the square to exchange their goods and knowledge. so, i guess, if you run out of fuel, just get a horse, or borrow the neighbor's.

He's gonna die at home to protect his big paperweight

Wow, that took me way too long to find. I thought you meant on the truck. BTW, the logo is dumb af.

Is it a Christmas lion? Such a weird dude.

Even if that's a part of a nativity scene, it's still wildly out of place.

NGL that pic you shared looks bad ass!

That looks like a Russian military transport for use in the Arctic circle.

That's a lot of money. At this point they should have bought something like this, would actually help in an apocalypse:

Are these just large-carat diamonds for boys?

I cannot tell from the listing but are they actually 'armoured' in any way other than the steel bumper bar (which is a common addition to any farm truck, and cheap) - like are the fender panels all just painted plastic like most modern vehicles?

They may cost $250k new, but as I pointed out in another comment they seem to hold fuck all resale value. Here's one selling for less than 1/5th its initial value ($48k), one year after purchase - seems brand new and lists no issues/damage..

https://miltrade.com/product/2024-apocalypse-juggernaut-6x6-1763296142

Seller is exactly whom you'd expect.

While my little truck is a disgusting mess all the time. Shit in the bed, etc.

It's a truck. It gets the cheap $1 wand wash every 3 months.

What an utterly useless thing. You add axles to bear more weight. Unless you're hauling a big tungsten cube, the truck isn't big enough to carry a load that would need three axles.

It's even dumber than those Jeep Gladiators, the #1 pavement princess in my area, which sacrifice departure angle for a ridiculously small amount of cargo space and less load capacity than an entry level pickup truck.

Just stupid.

Beneath this atrocity is a Ram 1500.

So this truck will last 3 to 4 years tops, probably significantly less so after all the aftermarket work done to it.

It's worse. At least the cyber truck is electric so they're not belching out gas.

They should have put the double wheels at the front to carry the fat american burger lover that drives it

The dude has two lions. All year round.

You mean 16 hours a day of alpha male podcasts and NRA propaganda?

¡Yo tambien! But then again I tried meth once and am not excited to repeat the next day.