Ed Sheeran should have backed out of the Ed Sheeran tour in support of Palestine.

There's some clear clues on which venues are happy ending parlors.

• Avoid places with completely curtained windows. At least the lobby area should be visible to the public.

• Seek out places that refer to "massage therapists". Avoid "masseuse" or "massage parlor".

• The "crystal healing" "sound bath" hippy dippy places might try to sell you mushrooms but they are less likely to grab your dick.

• Avoid cash only places, they are trying to hide paper trails. Even if you're paying out of pocket, any place that accepts insurance isn't offering a "secret menu" .

• Low stated prices might mean they get by on big handy-based tips. They're cheap for a reason. Medium priced places are just charging for normal services.

• Check what kind of person is in their online reviews. If it's a middle aged man talking about how beautiful the "girls" are, skip. If it's a Karen complaining about how they used CBD oil, it's probably fine.

• Strip malls in general seem to attract this business niche, too. I'm not sure why.

If you're normally comfortable getting a massage naked, consider keeping your underwear on for your first visit with a new practitioner.

A shareholder should sue the leadership for violating their fiscal duty by closing a profitable site only because of their personal political persuasions.

"Side with Maelle"

Try reading Unmasking Autism and see if it clicks.

You could replace this man with ChatGPT and his company would be more successful.

No rush, wait a few years. Enjoy the amazing body you have right now. You don't realize it but you are so fast and can climb so well at your age. Join a capture the flag league. I'd trade a weed trip for 1 afternoon with a teenage body any day! Jump off a cliff into a swimming hole. Backpack across a continent. Skateboard until you fuck up your knees.

Why do they leave the lock closed? Why not just let the fish swim through?

I hate the snoring part of this. I could almost understand if it was just the sound of breathing. I could see how that might make someone feel like they weren't alone. But that breath catching and whistling noise drive me nuts.

Did you have someone snoring in the room with you growing up?

I want an instance of this in my local community. I would pay to host it, but I don't want to be the admin. I am going to follow you and when the project is further along, I'll figure out how to get one running in my neighborhood and promote it.

I feel like that was a tactical feint. The whole warning was just setting up the Nazi to defend the wrong front, then go for the gut punch. Our boi is a strategic genius.

Bet this is a McCafe ad. Manufactured discontent.