What is that thing? Why is that thing? It looks like the vehicles from Aliens. On the windshield, there's a decal that reads "Apocalypse 6x6."
Yep, was gonna say that.
It even has a cute little wreathed archway it drives through on every entry and exit from the driveway, awww!
If it does get dirty, it will be because it can't fit in the garage.