Pretty sure it's a "murder" of goths.

Build an empire that spans the Mediterranean and allow it to become increasingly corrupt over the course of centuries.

Google: How to attract a flock of goths?

Be Roman in Greece.

Become a goth girl. In my experience, that's the way to do it.

I don't think he's "taking" anything. It's not his fault they flock to him.

Of course he has to, how else is he going to give them to you for christmas?

Called a Drow.

Hilariously I thought it was nuns at first glance

The coal will never burn as hot

Funnily enough, I spent like 5-7 mins before posting trying to get both imginn.com and imginn.io to pull up the reel, and they both said nope. I tried fiddling with uBlock Origin, but it didn't work, and both IronFox and Vanadium wouldn't load it. So I gave up and assumed they broke or smth.

I'll still edit the post with the imginn.com link though 👍

Great site indeed 😂

That shit literally froze my phone with all the popups.

Snapinsta is another Instagram frontend, but afaik it doesn't have direct links to a post that could be shared (everyone will have to paste the original link by hand).

A little bit of column A, a little bit of column B.

I....

I just. Don't even know how to feel about this comment. The name... paired with it... along with the similar username...

I would ruin my santa pants.

It's poop, isn't it...

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Santa's got magical old man strength. He works with reindeer all day. He's probably super jacked. Look at the women he pulls.

It started as people wanting actual shitposts instead of political posts. Then it got traction like beans and jeans back in the day.

It is corn time. Squash is next, but we'll have to wait until the current corn excitement dies down.

The shitposting communities are full of random memes about corn, no need for hints. Basically, arbitrary meme is arbitrary.

Interruption to corn got interrupted by corn.

He knows they haven't been sleeping. He knows they've been awake.