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[–] 74 points 11 months ago (4 children)

The artist knew exactly what they were drawing.

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  • [–] 26 points 11 months ago* (2 children)

    Exactly. I hear so many "fails" on school books from across the world. I think a lot of the time school books are not getting reviewed enough before being published, and the author will see if his/her prank fails. Sometimes, however, there is intentional propaganda being peddled.

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  • [–] 92 points 11 months ago (4 children)
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    You know there's a Canadian sports exec named Dick Pound?

    Mr and Mrs Pound had a baby, looked at it, and said "were going to name him Richard, and he will be known as Dick. With a hard D".

    Really makes you wonder.

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  • [–] 43 points 11 months ago

    Measuring horse height in hands is oldschool, we measure it in Mr. hands now.

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  • [–] 26 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    The horse knows what he's doing.

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  • [–] 22 points 11 months ago (2 children)
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    [–] 14 points 11 months ago

    That's not a fail. That's just french.

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  • [–] 28 points 11 months ago* (17 children)

    did you know a horses penis can be 12-24inches? Some can be over 30. This would probably rupture a humans organs.

    NSFW educational imagesthey have a muscle that retracts the penis into the body so it's honestly surprising to see just how big it really is

    also when googling I found this image which is kinda funny to me because whoever saw it happening really spent the time drawing it manually and putting it into a book.

    Also, horses have really massive hearts, which is pretty cool

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  • [–] 8 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    When they say how much a heart weighs, does that include the weight of all the blood inside it? That doesn't seem appropriate because the blood isn't part of the heart, it's actively being pumped through it.

    If the blood is not included, then holy crap how is it 5 kg?

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  • [–] 13 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    I think the blood in the muscle itself is probably included but likely not the blood in the chambers.

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  • [–] 7 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    Of all the NSWF things I'm not clicking, I'm not clicking this one the most

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  • [–] 12 points 11 months ago*

    Preemptive edit: Connect keeps deleting the text of my post before I can post it and it's really annoying. As a result this might not be as articulate as I tried to make my first attempt at a response.

    Where I grew up, there was a horse pasture at the end of the road. (And another at the other end, but that one was at the top of a big hill so I never really saw the horses there. I only know it was a pasture because apparently my sister had a horse there, then lost it when she started getting younger brothers.)

    Once my mom was driving my brother and me somewhere, doesn't really matter where, and while she waited at the intersection adjacent to the pasture we could see, my brother and I observed a horse in an odd pose. While waiting to be able to cross traffic, she realized we were trying to figure out the horse's unusual stance and said "and that, gentlemen, is how horses pee."

    Thank you for reminding me of my mother, if in an unconventional manner.

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  • [+] 9 points 11 months ago (7 children)
  • [–] 11 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    Seriously, just get a horse dildo instead of sexually abusing animals

    Ok, you've convinced me.

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  • [–] 1 point 11 months ago

    also you know how a cats tongue is like sandpaper? Well I heard a story once about a man taking advantage of a cow and apparently their tongues are the same sandpaper consistency...

    I'll leave the rest up to your imagination

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    [–] 10 points 11 months ago* (2 children)

    What the fuck? Its elbow is equivalent to pour wrist??

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  • [–] 10 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    I am disgusted at myself for laughing at all, much less this much, and absolutely horrified to suddenly find myself sharing it

    This is despicable

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  • [–] 6 points 11 months ago

    Typical horse dicked French dude.

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  • [–] 5 points 11 months ago

    All jokes aside, that picture is actually very cool and informative.

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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago

    So horses have back and front arms in French?

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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago

    Oh I remember that video. Will never forget that grunt.

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