Anyone who decided to buy a smart toilet with internet access deserves to not have an encrypted connection

The Dekoda costs $599 plus a mandatory subscription of at least $6.99 per month.

Imagine paying $600 plus $7 a month for Kohler to look at your shit.

Sometimes this timeline is too absurd not to love a little bit

Literally a shit post. Well done sir.

What the fuck are we doing as humanity

Camera toilet? For shitting with your boyfriend/girlfriend together.

No shit.

What a shitty design.

I will never be surprised by insecure IoT devices.

Considering there has been a massive wave of smart cameras everywhere in and outside homes in the past and especially recently getting "hacked", it's not a stretch that randomly picking cameras to look through could yield a droopy balls and veiny cock jumpscare

That’s because they call it Ass-to-Ass Encryption

end-to-end

From my end to another person's end connected by the plumbing system?

Seriously tho: I can understand why certain tech things might need a camera; if the toilet is able to accurately bidet the shit off my asshole with laser precision I can understand it might need to see all the dingleberries... But why the fuck does it have to send the camera data anywhere? Keep that shit local, confined to the device itself.

c/StallmanWasRight

Literally using people's shit to train their shit AI.

Literal shit post

um, couldn't you just look down at your shit, or take your own picture on your smart phone to compare to other poop images on the web? Like why the fuck would anyone need a toilet camera?

What are the ends in this end-to-end? Someone more clever than me can make this into a joke.

Wait, this technology wasn’t an onion article or a fever dream? WTF Kohler, how much money did you waste on this tech and supporting infrastructure?!

I don't like to judge idiots too harshly, but if you bought a product marketed as an encrypted toilet camera you deserve whatever happens to you

If you wanna log your logs the old fashioned way with just a spreadsheet:

Date / time

• Small / medium / large
• Bristol Scale
• color
• could also add odor or discomfort if you're worried about that

On a second spreadsheet in that workbook, keep a food diary, because that's gonna provide a LOT of context (and you might discover some ways to be nicer to your tummy).

They invented an internet poop camera and people actually buy it?!

The person who got this done is persuasive as fuck and should be in sales, not R&D.

End to end to end. That's 50% more ends so it has to be safer.

So is it any wonder that people are afraid of technology?

Why does anyone even need a camera in their toilets?

I love the phrase "data is encrypted at rest."

Having worked with a lot of medical data, the rules are simple:

• Encrypt at rest
• Rest is when the database is off
• Never turn off the database

If there's someone out there that gets off on watching me poop let them. (I'm a 310 pounds 40 year old.)

Adding the vids of my toilet to the vids the roomla made. It all comes together.

My toilet picked a fine time to update the flapper valve driver, I've got a surprise swirl with a peak above the water and a blood clot on top that really needs to go before company shows up.