Holy crap, her eyes are burning into my soul.

This is the first time I'd heard about the "trump accounts". This looks like just another trump tantrum copying something Obama did. Obama created the "myRA" program in his last term in office which served the same purpose as these "trump accounts", except myRA could be used by low income adults too which received government subsidies to encourage personal contributions. Also the investments were in government bonds, not stocks.

trump took office in 2016 and canceled myRA 6 months after.

source

she looks like the button eyed mom from coraline

So they are donating money to help kids? Am I missing something?

If you have kids the summary of this is: if your child is under 10 on January 1st 2025 they will get the $250 Dell donation if you open the Trump Account for them. If you have a child born during the trump presidency they get $1000 if you open the Trump account for them. Your median income for your zip code also has to be below $150k/yr for the Dell and Idk if for the $1k too.

Edit to add the kid needs a SSN

http://trumpaccounts.gov/

https://www.parents.com/invest-america-accounts-for-kids-details-11860489

Hey! I remember her from that Black Hole Sun music video!

So, this isn't buying votes?

Choosing charity instead of paying taxes. Because with charity you can boast about it and gain influence and power. Taxes are... Just, taxes. You know, for the poor people.

Sorry Americans, I usually try not to point out the absurdity of your politics just because I don't want to be an ass but having a president name some kind of investment account for kids after himself is some real next level stuff.

Sure ok everyone here is fine but a large portion of Americans think that this is entirely appropriate.

14 words manifest. Must secure the future for white trump children

In 10 years, your child will end up only being able to afford a laptop battery. Off brand, not even a Dell. Scott’s Tots 2

It's trickling down! Finally!

That fucking thumbnail reminds me of these Smiling Ladies I just finished reading about in a book trilogy Nightfall Gardens. She fucking monster.

Michael Dell has a lot of nightmares. No one knows why, but he does.

That money will not be there for anyone but Trump in my opinion.

Are the Dell's aware that Trump University was shut down because it was fraudulent and Trump Charity was shut down because Trump was stealing from it?

Because at least a third of Americans are completely unaware of these facts.

Hope they know exactly what's happening with their money.

Objectively, Susan's face is terrifying.

They look like they're dumb as rocks. What's the real grift here? Is trump going to take all of the money or is it just going to go to poor magas? $1000 isn't going to last that long.

Edit: BBC says it's $250. This has corruption written all over it.

Dell family to seed Trump accounts for kids with $250