My dog covers her waterdish when these clowns' names come up on TV

This isn't a shitpost, its a pro life tip

An anti-abortion tip? I'm gonna have to disagree with you there. Pro choice tip all the way

I instinctively went to cover the nearest drink. Now my neighbour thinks I'm a creep for busting her door down in a bathrobe.

I am a dude and this photo reminds me of just generally keeping my eye on dudes like this in bars, back in my 20s, and either getting staff to remove people like them when I see them slip the roofie, or cause some kind of scene and functionally do it myself.

These would be the kind of guys who would think their furtive, shifty, jumpy checks of their surroundings aren't easily noticeable, not confident or bold or smooth enough to do it with the finesse of essentially a magic trick.

They'd be the ones too cowardly to actually, meaningfully throw hands, instead just act indignant and screech, all bark, no bite.

I'm genuinely amazed at how naturally evil they look. You don't even need to know who they are, you can tell just by looking at them that they're arll pieces of shit.

Damn, Seth Green really aged poorly.

It's their evil origin story

Elon's, post surgery.

PeeWee Himmler

i used to have this friend. acquaintance might be a better word but we were somewhere in between the two. she got married and her husband was 100% the MtG rules lawyer type. they invited us over for a board game night (i can figure out rules and reliable strategies after one or two rounds. they played a game i knew and I won each round with more than double the next highest player's point total. dude was so pissed off about losing a game to the disabled guy that he gave his wife an ultimatum that we could no longer be friends. I care about as much about ultimatums as i do people who give in to the manipulation, so no big loss.

Stephen Miller. I'm hesitant to call people evil but... he is. He's more or less the USA's shadow president - he maneuvered himself to be Trump's right hand man and has the clown president's trust for many domestic issues, particularly anything related to hurting and abusing non-white people.

Stephen Miller? Yeah he is actually one of the more evil of the bunch. Most are grifters and dont believe in anything, but Miller is a true believer. He really does believe in all that white supremacy shit and will turn the US into a minor nation if it means making it 'all white'.

Stephen Miller on CNN actually said he considered djt to have limitless power (plenary authority) and then awkwardly froze as if he hadn't wanted that to slip out. I wouldn't pass the salt to any of them if they asked politely.

While simultaneously looking like taking a shit.

Oh shit, I didn't even think it was jds, just thought it was wishful thinking.

He needs to have a white baby, with a MAGA bombshell blonde, toot sweet. He can't go running for president of the Nazi party with nothing but half-breed brown kids left over from his hillbilly days.

That poor fucking kid. What a life to be born into... Can't feel too bad for them, they'll be chalk full of bad ideology from their first words....

Wait, are you telling me that wasn't a shitpost? That couldn't have actually been real. Please tell me this timeline has not actually gotten this stupid.

It would be a shame to ruin it.

Although the middle one is kind of the go-to Dodgy Used Car Salesman outfit.

You should like it, you paid for it. Also, looking the part is the entire reason this guy has his job.

They didn't cover their drinks. When you live together, you can't cover your drink all the time. Sometimes he's in an exceptionally good mood, and you can't remember what you did last night.

Larry, Curly, Moe