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[–] 115 points 11 months ago (20 children)

the key is to wash each other, not just take turns showering yourselves….
although shower sex is a lot trickier and not worth it….

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  • [–] 61 points 11 months ago (10 children)

    The risk of falling and causing a serious head injury is the sexiest part though.

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  • [–] 15 points 11 months ago (8 children)

    how do you do anything in life if you’re always afraid of such risks?

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  • [–] 9 points 11 months ago (7 children)

    That's what makes it so much fun!

    I mean, skydiving, base jumping, rock climbing skiing, etc, etc.

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  • [–] 14 points 11 months ago (4 children)

    I love base jumping sex! Gotta finish quick before we're too low to deploy parachutes!

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  • [–] 7 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    It’s worth it if you have silicone lube.. sometimes..

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  • [–] 81 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    Whenever I’m in there showering with my wife, it’s never fun, but it is important. Getting clean while discussing the impact of student loans on our budgets, worrying about politics, searching for hope, and drying off.

    We come out better for it, but it’s nothing like what the movies suggest.

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  • [–] 63 points 11 months ago (7 children)

    Do ya'll not touch your partner? Wash they hair or sumthn. Jesus.

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  • [–] 40 points 11 months ago* (5 children)

    a lot of people don't.

    i've dated women who didn't want me to touch/kiss them ever outside of sex. it was weird. i can imagine that some people tolerate that behaviour and just have a partner who never touches them. i will say they all had massive control/anxiety issues in other areas of their life as well. I've also had partners who hated certain sex acts that seemed perfectly fun/normal to me.

    a lot of people have very strict beliefs about the context in which touch should occur even with romantic partners. or consider touch to be 'dirty'

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  • [–] 13 points 11 months ago

    Not all of that, but a whole lot of it is from being raised in... the American version of a Christian household.

    These are the kind of parents who will spy on their kids, catch them masturbating, and then punish them harshly, tie it directly into their moral/spiritual validity as a person.

    Puritanism is very much still alive and well.

    It produces uptight, broken, neurotic people with those control and anxiety issues you mentioned.

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  • [–] 22 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    That's valid but also kind of sad. I've dated ace before so I get that some people just aren't wired for certain things. I but feel a little bad for people who can't even have nonsexual contact free of shame, but maybe there's a perspective I'm lacking. Just feels like shame should have no place in a relationship even if physical touch isn't present either.

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  • [–] 25 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    Some people just don't like being touched. Sometimes it's trauma, sometimes simple preference. It's not always about shame

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  • [–] 1 point 11 months ago

    I like being touched and touching, it's just horrible to try, or imagine trying, and then being rejected. What if I'm coming on too strong? What if they don't want to touch right now? What if they don't want to touch right now, or I'm actually smelly from a mild amount of sweat and they have to endure that because they don't want to tell me off but I haven't realized it, and now I'm subjecting them to unpleasantness that they feel obligated to endure?

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    [–] 26 points 11 months ago

    The other comments have stupid suggestions, the trick is that the one in the water pees on the other, that way no one stays cold.

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  • [–] 22 points 11 months ago (31 children)

    Please look away for a moment while I wash my groin.

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  • [–] 16 points 11 months ago (28 children)

    My wife was horrified to discover I wash my ass crack with a face cloth.

    How else do you get rid of the bits and pieces?

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  • [–] 16 points 11 months ago (19 children)
  • [–] 10 points 11 months ago (18 children)

    I'm talking about the detritus that naturally builds up during the day.

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  • [–] 31 points 11 months ago (7 children)

    I’m talking about the detritus that naturally builds up during the day.

    That, especially combined with your username, paints a truely horrible mental image.

    Now please excuse me while I find a spoon to physically remove the memory of that comment with.

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  • [–] 14 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    A good wash cloth works wonders.

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  • [–] 5 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    I'll be honest, their comment didn't make me think shit nuggets and more dead skin cells, sweat and lint.

    Even the cleanest butt isn't cleaner than an armpit.

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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago

    Yeah, can anyone honestly claim they've never had lint from underwear in the crack? And I know after some heavy workouts I've needed to clean out sweaty flaked skin that's now become a gross film, just like you would on your neck or, as you said, the armpit.

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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago (4 children)

    A bidet with good water pressure

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  • [–] 6 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    Pre-wash my ass before the shower?

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  • [–] 9 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    Is the cloth's purpose only for your crack or is it a communal cloth? Like, was she using it as a face cloth before the discovery?

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  • [–] 5 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    After washing yes.

    It's not like I have a dedicated crack cloth hanging from a nail in the bathroom it's one of the general service cloths.

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  • [–] 21 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    My husband and I designed and (literally) built our own shower. It was a bitch, but worth it because it made us think about things like this. It's a nicely sized space split with a bath tub and shower. We've got a big waterfall shower head fixed at the center of the ceiling in the shower area, then a separate hosed shower head where one would normally place one. Then the other far end of the shower is slightly dryer with no direct water.

    Kicks ass for having shower sex. Also great for just shower and/or bath time together to vent/chat in the middle of our work day.

    cool shower

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  • [–] 21 points 11 months ago

    It’s the emotional intimacy, and sharing in something mundane together.

    Not “sexy,” but can be comforting and special anyway.

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  • [–] 16 points 11 months ago

    Wet skin fart noises galore

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  • [–] 27 points 11 months ago

    Mmmm yeah. Baby it’s like rubbing two wet balloons together.

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  • [+] 35 points 11 months ago (13 children)
  • [–] 12 points 11 months ago (5 children)

    Okay but how do you deal with your water pressure getting cut in half? Install a water heater pump?

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  • [+] 11 points 11 months ago (4 children)
  • [–] 1 point 11 months ago (2 children)

    I'm just curious if you know the answer: does the regulator attenuate the pressure downwards even if the overall pressure is below the target? Say the pressure at the spigot is 100 psi, but legally must be at 40psi, so the regulator attenuates it down to 40. If you divide it into the two shower heads, will the regulators simply attenuate it down to 40 psi, or cut it down to something like 20 psi?

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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    How does this help you have sex?

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  • [–] 11 points 11 months ago

    Y'all need a shower head with a detachable wand in the middle. Revolutionized showering together. We both get to shower at the same time

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  • [+] 9 points 11 months ago (1 child)
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    My first time trying this it resulted in me holding her entire bodyweight up, spreadeagle in a corner of the glass shower frame while hammering away. We were both a tad concerned for the shower glass but continued anyway, and it was thankfully ok. 10/10 recommend.

    Edit: lol the downvotes. Sorry, not everyone has such sad experiences in the shower with their partners.

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  • [–] 7 points 11 months ago

    If you get the chance go for the second shower head with a larger shower. We love ours even if it's just one of us using it.

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    [–] 11 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    well someone is going to get pee'd on.

    so you got that going for you..

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  • [–] 10 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    Yeah, but that can happen anywhere at any time.

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  • [–] 4 points 11 months ago

    Oh good, I get to be cold and horny and you get to wash yourself and tell me all about what your grandma told your mom over the weekend...imma get out and wait in the bed. Dunno why, horniest GF I ever had, I can't keep up, but we get in the shower and it is purely platonic. We step out and WHAM, sexy times.

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  • [–] 4 points 11 months ago (4 children)

    The simple solution is to be rich enough that you can afford one of those shower room things that shower you from every possible angle.

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  • [–] 5 points 11 months ago* (1 child)

    i've never had this issue when showering with another person. but then again i also am only showing with my partner for shower sex.

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  • [–] 1 point 11 months ago

    Just get another shower wand attachment. Then you give one person the wand.

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