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[–] 137 points 11 months ago (4 children)
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    • Steam OS v3
    • 3 products announced today
    • steam machine is a cube. Cube is three dimensions.

    Half life 3, Team Fortresses 3, Left 4 Dead 3?

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  • [–] 53 points 11 months ago (5 children)

    steam machine is a cube

    Or would you say it looks like a box... Maybe an Orange Box!?!

    I'm calling it - a limited release where the black shell is orange and it comes bundled with HL3 for free.

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  • [–] 6 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    I know you’re joking, and that would be enough to get me to buy one even though I don’t really have a use case for it.

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  • [–] 7 points 11 months ago*

    I still have my boxed copy of the Orange Box on a shelf. It still sees use because every once in a while I get embroiled in a Kids These Days type of conversation and I need a prop to wave around.

    I'd happily put an orange Gabecube right next to it.

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  • [–] 48 points 11 months ago* (6 children)

    I was thinking about this in another thread where someone made this joke: With how much stuff Valve does outside of gaming, are we sure they have never done a 3rd iteration of something before? Like, they do business stuff too and are into a ton of random tech related things like BCIs. We only ever really hear about the game related stuff, tho. Or possibly when Gabe gets a new boat since they interview him on it.

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  • [–] 28 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    You might just be overthinking a joke...

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  • [–] 9 points 11 months ago

    They have definitely had third iterations of things, but have they called them 3?

    I mean there are at least 5 half-life games, they just called the third one 1 and the fourth 2 and the fifth wasn't numbered.

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  • [–] 26 points 11 months ago* (2 children)

    Weight 2.6: 2+6=8 8/2=4 4-1gabecube=HL3confirmed

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  • [–] 25 points 11 months ago

    I like how you were so excited, you couldn’t decide whether you wanted to highlight or circle it

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    It uses arch, btw

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  • [–] 15 points 11 months ago

    Next week:

    • One of the products cancelled
    • SteamOS 3 renamed SteamOS: Freeman
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  • [–] 12 points 11 months ago (2 children)
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    You had me you bastard

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  • [–] 11 points 11 months ago

    HALF-LIFE 3 CONFIRMED LESSGOOOOOOOO!!!!!

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  • [–] 8 points 11 months ago

    THE PROPHECY!

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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    I’m hoping that that ARM support on the new VR headset means a Steam Phone may be in the works.

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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago

    Is just an uwu face :3

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  • [–] 0 points 11 months ago

    SteamOS 3 has been out since the steam deck released

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