I mean, i think a video call works just as well, but you do you.

It's replaced by an AI chatbot now

Not trying hard enough

Not with that attitude you won't

Grindr exists, you know.

was at a flea market, there was a machete, i jockingly called it a pocket knife, because it fits in a pocket,

put it in my pocket, it fit.

felt bad for my daughter's who will likely never get proper pockets.

who do I need to hack with my pocket knife for them to get normal pockets?

I've always had a dude in my pants

Yeah he provides good vibes.

An sycophant assistant who makes shit up just to keep you happy.

Who says that man doesn't carry out that function?

Don't forget about fidget apps, so throw in some bubble wrap too.

A humongous calendar in fact. the one that fits a century

Maybe it's that a boombox playing music is more social and open, whereas what someone does with their phone is typically meant to be private, but some people play their music or w/e noise out loud from it as if only they can hear their phone and you're just supposed to pretend they aren't overstepping boundaries.

I hate when people have boomboxes too

Yes. At least the person with a boom box brought quality speakers.

Also, their sick roller skate moves timed to their music are pretty great.

Edit: Plus, it's not inconsiderate, because everyone loves "Wham!" (Classic 1980s music, from the last time I saw a boom box in public.)

He screamed, loudly then sobbed through tears, at the foot of the table where the Epsom sat mocking him with it's silence.

idk, the image loaded fine on my phone

I think he's chatGPT?

He goes in the old prison pocket

I wish, but for some reason most Android phones lack the correct drivers to play CD audio

Yes… after you rip them into a mixtape playlist.

You can buy a bluetooth speaker that sounds as good (if you don't need real stereo sound) and still have room in your pocket.

And a boom box. Sure, phones can play music, but not at the same volume or quality as a dedicated stereo system (quality meaning the frequency response, phones just physically can't get the low end without a separate speaker)

VHS tapes got so small they turned into little bits

was at a flea market, there was a machete, i jockingly called it a pocket knife, because it fits in a pocket,

put it in my pocket, it fit.

felt bad for my daughter's who will likely never get proper pockets.

who do I need to hack with my pocket knife for them to get normal pockets?

I'd call that

They called prison phones

Enlightening

You've had a man in your pocket for 20 years?

Even if that was somehow possible, I'm sure it's not desirable.

Isn't that Tackleberry from Police Academy?

Yeah. I've been meaning to call you to catch up. Sorry.

IEM's my rizza. Also Koss Porta Pros.

try more lube