his experience at Four Seasons Total Landscaping also helped

The Nazi Foundation positions another pawn.

wonder what kind of internship, doesnt look like his major/degree is anything useful, certainly not a lawyer to be judge material for the foundation.

He interned in DreamWorks as a face model

We really do our best to be equal opportunity here. But none of that DEI shit.

No, he's a poly-sci graduate: moldable lump of clay setup by the Heritage Foundation to sink or swim. Seems like he hasn't screwed up badly enough to be coat-hooked offstage just yet.

Hopefully Mar-a-Lago is being considered as an ideal target for a terrorist attack.

Let it be known that WW3 was not unforeseen.

He seems like he's as incredulous about his position as the rest of us are. like "Really? Me? fucken really?"

It is a Trump bootlicker thing.

There's a reason that the minimum age to run for president is 35. But rules and regulations don't matter anymore.

I'm 23 and just got promoted to head of the IT department and even I don't think I'm qualified to be here

douche bigalow.

Hey, he at least has experience with grocery shoppers, which can be awful people to deal with, just like terrorists!

Mmmmmuh'lady

Not necessarily a nepo hire, but they are scraping the barrel.

Project 2025's playbook was to fire all the existing people in the federal government and replace them with Trump loyalists. To that end, they created a list of pre-vetted replacements.

Problem is, those people are vetted for loyalty first, and competence a distant second. Also, a lot of them likely have jobs already that are more lucrative than a federal position. In other cases, their circumstances change in the months in between vetting and the offer becoming concrete. So even though they may have a few thousand people on the list, a big chunk of them aren't going to accept when the time comes. Those that do aren't necessarily going to be qualified in any way.

What may be surprising here is that they're scraping the bottom so quickly. You'd think out of several thousand possibilities, they could find someone more qualified than this guy.

This tends to be destructive in the short term, because incompetent people are making important decisions. In the long term, it's one of the self-defeating factors of fascism. A system just can't work this way, but it can destroy the rest of society before it implodes on itself.

Or someone he can easily control.

thrives on incompetance

😐

Try it at home first to check if it works

That hairstyle! Though to be fair, I also did some stupid shit thinking it was cool when I was 22.

Star in, no. Was the clumsy villain, I think so.

A horse would seduce his entire family

...and now I can't unsee it.

The state is run by kids movie villians doing ww2 movie crimes.

I feel that someone with a large, heavy club could solve a few of our issues. Caveman tactics still work!

Ehhhhh?

Makes "badass" comments and does karate moves every time a vaguely brown person leaves the store. "Bro, I was waiting for him to pull out a bomb and I woulda been all like HWAH!!!"