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Trump Appoints 22-Year-Old Ex-Gardener and Grocery Store Assistant to Lead U.S. Terror Prevention (www.thedailybeast.com)

submitted 1 year ago by RandAlThor@lemmy.ca to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] knightmare1147@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 child)

Qualification includes that one time he asked a shoplifter to not shoplift and they left anyway.

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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 point 1 year ago

Makes "badass" comments and does karate moves every time a vaguely brown person leaves the store. "Bro, I was waiting for him to pull out a bomb and I woulda been all like HWAH!!!"

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