never leave home without your lunchables

or your dinnerables, for that matter. not sure about breakfastables or second breakfastables though

so what was the job? if your boss had time to whip lunchmeat at moving vehicles... what was he paying you to do?

for some of us kids, it's a bit easier to come by a slice of balogna than a pint of brake fluid. that said, I've known the many benefits of brake fluid since I was just a 12 year old dipshit in grade 7

YSK: I've known this since I was in middle school in 1987

dean cain is 60 now. I feel like that stupidass superman show he was in was just cancelled a few years ago. man, time sure flies when you're clinically depressed

from another article, in which John Leguizamo and Margaret Cho rip on Cain:

Cain is also a longtime supporter of President Trump. "I love President Trump. I've been friends with him forever," the actor told Variety last month. “Trump is actually one of the most empathetic, wonderful, generous people you'll ever meet."

It's official, this dude is a fucking moron and a sociopath

dude this thing has a flashlight? you son of a bitch, I'm in

I think that goes without saying

My retirement plan is assisted suicide (in Canada, of course). Feels weird to be saving for death, but this is the reality we live in. What else can I do? Wait until I can't work anymore and can't pay my mortgage and hydro bill? And then what, hang myself in the barn? Fuck that, I want to go out high af and feeling no pain.

vanity and self-importance have no limits, and nowhere is this more apparent than on social media. getting arrested for it seems somewhat extreme, but who am I to fly in the face of authoritarian regimes

Poor Tankist, that must've been harrowing to be the last man holding the position. All his buddies killed, surrounded by enemy, wounded in both legs so he can't walk, surviving endless attempts by the orcs to kill him and take his position, this he endures for 4 or 5 days. Then he finally gets the e-bike and almost immediately hits a landmine on his way out.