Batter those bites, then fry them. Tempura Sushi
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This is actually quite tasty
When I first started cooking I used to burn the rice all the time and I had to throw it all away. Then one day I had dinner at a Persian restaurant and they brought me some of the charred rice (called "tahdig") as a special treat. It was a real eye-opener (tongue-opener?) because that shit is incredibly delicious. They regretted serving it to me because I started begging for it every time I went, which is apparently a rather rude thing to do.
Korean dol sat bibim bap is similar. It's a dish served in a massively hot stone bowl with the rice on the bottom, and the longer you let it sit there before mixing everything together, the more the rice chars and the better it tastes. It's almost crazy how much charred rice is not a thing in world cuisines when it's actually incredibly delicious.
Had a persian friend who would make tahdig all during Covid and I definitely ate more than I needed to.
And we have places here that serve fried sushi rolls, they are good, but no fried stuff after 40.
I did this once. I didn't realize it was sushi though.
I was outnof town, training for work. My meals were paid. I decided "That tuna is $20, but I am not paying it so why not.
It was raw.
So I cooked it in the hotel room.
EDIT: Another fun food mishap from that trip, I ordered some expensive pasta from a place I had not been to evet, same logic, "Its $25 but ita not my money.". This was back in 2010 BTW.
I went and picked it up to take back to the hotel. Its a Family Style restaraunt. It was $25 pasta because its meant for like, 4-5 people.
Something I consider rather agitating is the concept of food elitism. " No you can't put ketchup on that you uncultured fuck!" But like it's my food piss off mate...
These rolls don't look like they contain fish. Looks more like avocado or cucumber.
Well, if you’re already going to waste pack of sushi for the purpose of making a shitpost, might as well use the cheapest one you can find
Definitely avocado; cucumber doesn't have that color gradient but avocados do.
I'm not sure where you are pulling those pixels out of because I cant device her anything but maybe green
Look, I love sushi... but I also love cooked fish so I can't deny I've wondered what this would taste like.
Tbh doesn't look awful
Tuna is ruined once cooked imo
You're supposed to boil it.
until uniformly gray
I don't really see a problem here
You have invented rice dumplings.
So a chicken pot pie is actually a calzone
An an apple pie is actually a dessert bread bowl 🤔
Pizza is toast? Seems like something MAGA would say
Pizza is A toast. Like avocado toast.
It's bread, toasted with sauce, various meats, cheeses, and vegetables. This seems pretty unassailable.
Looks like theyre good at it. Even frying with chopsticks. Soft in the middle, crispy at the ends.
Newer versions of that pan use ceramics, not Teflon
It seems to be slightly less non stick, and more sensitive to quick temperature changes over time (hurts adhesion of the ceramics), but otherwise it's pretty solid and very safe
Oh nice!
Micro-Class-Action-Lawsuit payout for all of the micro-plastics in my body.
As if the payouts aren't already a joke.
No, they called it a non-stick non-toxic coating, they didn't originally claim ceramic.
They claim the new surface is ceramic (and it looks plausible from seeing how damaged pans look in photos)
Why not just use something else like carbon steel or cast iron. They are both cheap and easy enough to maintain. My carbon steel frying pan is just as non-stick as Teflon, and actually gets better the more I use it.
Not like it's good to eat it or anything, but just to help with the worries, teflon is absolutely safe to ingest, it's a very stable molecule that don't interact with absolutely anything, it goes in and out basically intact. Of course it doesn't mean you can EAT it, but ocasional accidental ingestion due "scraping the bottom" are pretty safe.
When people say it's Toxic, they knowing or unknowingly are talking about the chemicals used to make it, mostly PFOA — perfluorooctanoic acid. These are nasty, and are present GLOBALLY, like everywhere, from the sea to the middle of deserts and even on the poles, that also includes our blood.
Totally, it's safe if you take care of the pan; however, if you ever get it above a certain temperature the coating will break down and that's when there's risk. Also as you said, how much forever chemicals are released into the environment during it's production, and might I also add that those bits that go in and out are also in the environment forever.
I suspect no one wants to hear about cast iron pans anymore lol.
Cooking with Teflon pans has loads of evidence of killing pet birds nearby though so I'm not too sure it's as 100% safe as you say it is.
Have there been any independent long term studies done on Teflon inside human bodies?
Every time someone's foaming at the mouth at how safe it is to eat Teflon, I can't help but to be reminder of the confidence of 1950's ad executives:


There's a nice video about it from Veritasium.
Strictly speaking of the chemical side of things, teflon at it's normal temperature, is very inert and won't interact with anything inside your body, that's doesn't mean you can eat 1 kilogram of it and be fine.
The point was, if you accidentally scrap the bottom of a pan and ingest a tiny bit of the coating with the food, that won't make any big harm as most alarmists suggest.
I've heard the argument several times, yeah.
I still wouldn't eat teflon and have slowly changed to mostly stainless steel, which is superior in cooking if you know how to use it. Gonna get myself some cast iron as well but I'd like a larger kitchen to properly start kitting out. What I want in the end is silver cookware.
The point is, your "facts" are probably more correct than science in the 50's, but the fact is those "facts" are still essentially company propaganda to make people not panic over having eaten off of neurotoxins for 50 years.
Or like, are you so naive you don't understand companies like DuPont lying through their teeth?
My dude, I'm just saying something based on my biochemistry degree, as I stated it's harmless if you INGEST A TINY AMMOUNT ON ACCIDENT, you obviously shouldn't eat it as part of your diet, and if possible use a cast iron or stainless steel pan, even though is harder to clean.
I'm not talking about politics our corporations, or as you label it my "facts", I'm talking about science and chemistry.
Gotta be American, there's enough oil on the pan to drive you from New York to San Francisco
Tried this, it's still bland fish.
Lol, when I first heard of Sushi, I was a kid and I joked that Japan needed to conserve fuel because they spent all of their fuel invading my homeland and now doesn't have any to cook their food.
(I was a kid at the time, so I made dumb jokes pls don't get offended lol)
I like Sushi btw 😋
Seriously gonna try this the next time I pick up some sushi.
OG Sushi isn’t very popular in my country so Sushi restaurants offer it fried like this. I tried it a couple of times and it tasted great. Too bad it’s prohibitively expensive so I can’t do it on the regular.
Can’t say a thing about your poor arteries if you get hooked though.



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