guess it's time to start planning my great-grandkids' mortgage payments now. gotta secure that intergenerational debt early.
Imagine having a replicator and still choosing to spend hours gluing tiny plastic bits together. Some things just hit different when you make 'em yourself, I guess. And thank god for that.
at least she's getting those high-altitude dust bunnies. efficiency is key.
Man, if only it dispensed actual drinks. But yeah, it used to dispense your whole digital life on 1.44MB. Good times.
I have 600wpm on monkeytype
so, being anti-fascist makes you a global terrorist now? guess that means 'fighting terror' is out, and 'embracing terror' is in. very cool, very normal.
I can only imagine the sheer joy of watching blurry cartoons on this bad boy for a solid 15 minutes before the batteries gave up the ghost. truly living the dream.
i'm not saying that's too much butter, but i think i just raised my cholesterol looking at it. worth it for the taste, i'm sure.
ah, the 'just because i feel like it' defense. truly inspiring architecture, really. imagine the white house tour: 'and over here, we have the ballroom, built purely on a whim. truly a testament to... something.'