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[–] 145 points 1 year ago (12 children)

for anybody wondering why airlines use curvy flight paths: it’s because most flight paths were made before AI

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  • [–] 58 points 1 year ago (8 children)

    I propose a new formula for calculating them:

    flight path + AI

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  • [–] 36 points 1 year ago (7 children)
    new_flight_path = length_of_flight - (AI * 2)
    

    Just a little snippet of what can be done with ai....

    This code is PROTECTED and I WILL SUE. This is NOT under a public license.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Fuck it's on my phone now, how do I delete it!? I'm so sorry I didn't mean to steal it I swear!!!

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    No it's not, it's terrible! They took away AI! Twice!

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  • [–] 179 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (6 children)

    No way this isn't a joke, right?

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (1 child)

    People openly admitting to using ai to draw a straight line are not exactly what one would call intellectually adventurous.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    Which is precisely why I'm pretty confident it's a joke. Anyone stupid enough to actually think of this wouldn't need an AI to do it they'd have drawn a straight line themselves.

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  • [–] 76 points 1 year ago

    AI does not believe in the round Earth hoax. 🤷‍♀️

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  • [–] 113 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    Surprised how many people don’t realize this is satire

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  • [–] 34 points 1 year ago* (3 children)

    Yeah, it's hard for us fluent in sarcasm to actually understand those that struggle with it - like wdym you can't tell? Even the sentences are set up as a joke.

    I've learned to add "/s" at the end but it icks me every time.

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  • [–] 21 points 1 year ago*

    We live in a post-truth era, with confidently-incorrect people all around. Too many people without a care for reason, facts, and how reality works have ideas that are able to gain traction in public.

    Look at anti-vaxxers. Look at flat-earthers. Look at Trump winning a second time.

    Although I pegged this post as sarcasm at the start (the guy’s job title gives it away), I’ve heard equally ridiculous statements from real people before. Sadly, I can’t fault people for assuming honest stupidity if that’s what they’re accustomed to encountering.

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  • [–] 45 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    This reminds me of a Mad Magazine comic from the 1960s (or 70s I don't remember) that had a secret agent or someone like that use a computer to 'calculate the fastest route to his destination' and it drives him through every building in the city since that would be a straight line...

    Some shit doesn't change.

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  • [–] 43 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Really shows the limits of AI. It’s orders of magnitude faster to go through the Earth.

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  • [–] 41 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I think you'd be surprised how many people can't comprehend this without showing them a globe lol.

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  • [–] 82 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    What an idiot. It's an airplane obviously it has to fly up into the air and then down again

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  • [–] 37 points 1 year ago

    This is so wrong. The fastest route is going west from LA to Paris, because that will make you go back in time. By the time you land in Paris, it's the previous day!!

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  • [–] 33 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I suggest a better map projection.

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  • [–] 32 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    So they're gonna build a tunnel through the earth the plane can fly through, to go in a straight line, right?

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  • [–] 23 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    This path requires a plane with a drill head mounted on its nose.

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  • [–] 19 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    It took me a minute too long to realize that the white parts of the map were land and the grey ones were water.

    I need my morning tea before I keep scrolling...

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  • [–] 19 points 1 year ago* (4 children)

    Surely we should have AI pilots by now.

    It would make all flights much faster...

    spoiler... because the plane would crash well before reaching the destination.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Can't wait for some tech bro to create self-flying planes that are actually just a terrible version of the current autopilot that claims autonomy but crashes half the planes.

    Then they will blame air traffic controllers for the crashes for not adapting to the self flying planes or some other bullshit.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago

    Wow!

    With AI you can be just as wrong as you are without it, but also destroy the earth and be told you're a good boy by a souless mechanism... Yay

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago

    This is fucking awesome thanks for sharing

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    ceo at posthog

    Now that's a deep cut. I haven't heard the posthog meme in forever.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I feel like this is one of the things AI would actually understand. Since it a problem which is solved very frequently. AI would get tripped up by creative thinking.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    Is it because they get shot down if they do a straight line?

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    It's like every so often people get this "revolutionary" idea of straight flight paths.

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  • [–] 21 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    An AI was needed to draw a straight line? Like, map projection and curvature aside - he didn't do this himself with a map and pencil? Same revelation either way but this one was lazier.

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  • [–] 20 points 1 year ago

    anyone have contacts at Delta?

    My dear brother in Christ, there's a reason that you don't

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    would be funny to make a map projection that made the great circle a straight line.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (5 children)

    I don't think that's possible in general.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Gnomonic projection, as mentioned in a different comment.

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  • [–] 27 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    Pilot here. This man is a fucking idiot.

    Normally I'd think this was satirical, but these days nothing surprises me.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Kind of tangential but what is posthog (in his job description)? Is it from Chapo Trap House or something? I used to see that all the time years ago on Reddit but I guess I was always on the outside of the inside joke.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    AI is also flat earth dummy then

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    The direct route/line would be through the earth, though. Maybe Elon's boring company can do something about that. 😁

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    It is amazing with how little of knowledge and intelligence one can get a CEO job.

    Probably because the ones who hired him were even dumber...

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    This has to be satire there's no way anybody could be that stupid.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    there's no way anybody could be that stupid.

    You sweet summer child.... This is still beginner stupid, we haven't even gotten close to the advanced stupidity you see in the world. Especially as seen in the white house/congress/supreme Court buildings in the US.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (2 children)

    Most likely, this is not. There are loads of people that stupid.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    please be a joke

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    This is a joke from Cobra Kai

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    The earth is round and other things besides efficiency influence the decision of flight paths for example active warzones and malicious countries

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Techbrah! Techbruh...

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    When is the next all life on Earth killing asteroid collision again?

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Use this tool to make an azimuthal projection from your location. It's really trippy. It helps you better make sense of routes like these. https://ns6t.net/azimuth/

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago*

    So...they managed to build an AI agent for flat-earth conspiracy?

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