for anybody wondering why airlines use curvy flight paths: it’s because most flight paths were made before AI
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No way this isn't a joke, right?
Nope, it’s real, the hedge honcho himself is going to revolutionize the flight industry with these new Elelems. It’s the future, and he’s hedging it.
Every time I think that, I'm wrong. So at this point I'm just going to assume it's legit and be pleasantly surprised if proven otherwise.
People openly admitting to using ai to draw a straight line are not exactly what one would call intellectually adventurous.
Just for reference: https://www.greatcirclemap.com/?routes=LAX-CDG
Surprised how many people don’t realize this is satire
The bar is too low, hard to tell now
Yeah, it's hard for us fluent in sarcasm to actually understand those that struggle with it - like wdym you can't tell? Even the sentences are set up as a joke.
I've learned to add "/s" at the end but it icks me every time.
Poe's law. People aren't dumb, they just know that there are dumb people out there
We live in a post-truth era, with confidently-incorrect people all around. Too many people without a care for reason, facts, and how reality works have ideas that are able to gain traction in public.
Look at anti-vaxxers. Look at flat-earthers. Look at Trump winning a second time.
Although I pegged this post as sarcasm at the start (the guy’s job title gives it away), I’ve heard equally ridiculous statements from real people before. Sadly, I can’t fault people for assuming honest stupidity if that’s what they’re accustomed to encountering.
you severely underestimate how many people say the stupidest shit and mean it completely sincerely lmao
If I had read his titles under the name I would have gotten it, but I've seen way to many Ai bros on linked in posting dumb shit like this and being serious.
This reminds me of a Mad Magazine comic from the 1960s (or 70s I don't remember) that had a secret agent or someone like that use a computer to 'calculate the fastest route to his destination' and it drives him through every building in the city since that would be a straight line...
Some shit doesn't change.
Really shows the limits of AI. It’s orders of magnitude faster to go through the Earth.
I think you'd be surprised how many people can't comprehend this without showing them a globe lol.
What an idiot. It's an airplane obviously it has to fly up into the air and then down again
This is so wrong. The fastest route is going west from LA to Paris, because that will make you go back in time. By the time you land in Paris, it's the previous day!!
I suggest a better map projection.
So they're gonna build a tunnel through the earth the plane can fly through, to go in a straight line, right?
This path requires a plane with a drill head mounted on its nose.
Nah, the AI must have figured out how to shift the plane's matter out of phase the the rest of the earth's matter so it can slip straight through.
https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Phasing_cloaking_device
It took me a minute too long to realize that the white parts of the map were land and the grey ones were water.
I need my morning tea before I keep scrolling...
Surely we should have AI pilots by now.
It would make all flights much faster...
spoiler
... because the plane would crash well before reaching the destination.
Can't wait for some tech bro to create self-flying planes that are actually just a terrible version of the current autopilot that claims autonomy but crashes half the planes.
Then they will blame air traffic controllers for the crashes for not adapting to the self flying planes or some other bullshit.
I'd be impressed if they created anything close to flying. My money is on them making "ground planes" and it's just a shittier train for the millionth time
Wow!
With AI you can be just as wrong as you are without it, but also destroy the earth and be told you're a good boy by a souless mechanism... Yay
ceo at posthog
Now that's a deep cut. I haven't heard the posthog meme in forever.
I feel like this is one of the things AI would actually understand. Since it a problem which is solved very frequently. AI would get tripped up by creative thinking.
It's like every so often people get this "revolutionary" idea of straight flight paths.
An AI was needed to draw a straight line? Like, map projection and curvature aside - he didn't do this himself with a map and pencil? Same revelation either way but this one was lazier.
anyone have contacts at Delta?
My dear brother in Christ, there's a reason that you don't
would be funny to make a map projection that made the great circle a straight line.
I don't think that's possible in general.
Gnomonic projection, as mentioned in a different comment.
Gnomonic projection can only accommodate ½ of a sphere even on a map extending infinitely in all directions. It's not possible to map a sphere onto a plane, preserving all geodesics as straight lines.
Does not project the entire earth.
You can't do this for all great circles, because sphere geometry is incompatible with plane geometry. Great circles all intersect each other twice, but straight lines intersect at most once on the plane.
Pilot here. This man is a fucking idiot.
Normally I'd think this was satirical, but these days nothing surprises me.
Kind of tangential but what is posthog (in his job description)? Is it from Chapo Trap House or something? I used to see that all the time years ago on Reddit but I guess I was always on the outside of the inside joke.
The direct route/line would be through the earth, though. Maybe Elon's boring company can do something about that. 😁
It is amazing with how little of knowledge and intelligence one can get a CEO job.
Probably because the ones who hired him were even dumber...
This has to be satire there's no way anybody could be that stupid.
Yet flat earth believers exist. Never underestimate the capacity for stupidity
there's no way anybody could be that stupid.
You sweet summer child.... This is still beginner stupid, we haven't even gotten close to the advanced stupidity you see in the world. Especially as seen in the white house/congress/supreme Court buildings in the US.
Most likely, this is not. There are loads of people that stupid.
Then why use AI? What's the AI done, it's a straight line, even flat earthers can think up the concept of a straight line
The earth is round and other things besides efficiency influence the decision of flight paths for example active warzones and malicious countries
When is the next all life on Earth killing asteroid collision again?
Use this tool to make an azimuthal projection from your location. It's really trippy. It helps you better make sense of routes like these. https://ns6t.net/azimuth/
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