Finally, we have recreated the Torment Nexus from the classic movie Don't Create The Torment Nexus

I managed to evolve into nihilistic post-gamergate smug nerd man, now I just watch lore videos on YouTube and live in a constant state of nostalgia

I can declare whatever the fuck I want but it doesn't make it real you fuckass

I have just now declared that the USA is my territory.

See, nobody cares.

Nah, Eru (literally God) sent him back after talking to him for a few thousand years and was basically like "okay, I know I made Saruman the powerful White Wizard, but he's fucked up the whole plan I had and you're the only Maia out of the five that went that has actually tried to do some good, so I'm gonna make you the new White Wizard so you can fix it"

Fuck GEO.

I was forced to do some work for one of their satellite offices, and every single person there was a vile human being and seemed to give no fucks about anyone but themselves.

They're a horrible company that needs to be shut down. Private prisons are just so beyond fucked.

Lol. Lmao, even.

Skimping out on backbone capacity is definitely a Musk move 😂

Ate breakfast today

Okay, come back to us when you figure out how to convince my entire family to download Signal or Telegram (which are seen as shady anyway) just because one person they know wants them to.

It's not realistic.

Very carefully.

Literally, it's like they aim a laser at it

https://youtu.be/IQJL3htsDyQ?t=924