“Pretty soon, I will be declaring the Hormuz Strait a territory of the United States,” Trump said during an address highlighting his administration’s efforts to combat crime in the U.S.

That'll do it. That'll stop crime in the US for sure. I can follow the logic

Absolutely brilliant Trump. And now that you are at it, why not declare China a US territory too?
I wonder why nobody thought of that before? I guess it's because they don't have big brains. 🤡 🤢 🤣

Hey poster, can you post a non amp link instead?
Here you are:
https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/6030671-trump-says-strait-of-hormuz-us-territory/

How does this dumbfuck manage to get STUPIDER with each passing day? It's like he's studying to get a PhD in Imbecility.

I’ll declare myself President of the United States.

Difference is I’d actually show up and do a better job.

Isn't it already in Iranian AND Omani waters? You can't just claim something someone already owns...especially a country you're not at war with (Oman).

Why not just follow Israel's lead and declare all other countries and the buildings and homes in them property of the United States?

Then everyone else becomes a criminal tresspasser terrorist and they have to do what we say because they're bad and we're right and it's normal and reasonable for us to zip tie a man's peener and parade him naked in front of his family, and shoot the kids if they so much as look at the rocks that are everywhere because we smashed their neighbors house into rubble the day before.

I can declare whatever the fuck I want but it doesn't make it real you fuckass

I have just now declared that the USA is my territory.

See, nobody cares.

And I declare that trump's rectum is a Putin territory.

Iran should declare Florida an Iranian territory.

and i declare i am the empress of MARS. woop de dooo. the emperor has no clothes

According to United States law, any children born in United States territory is considered an US citizen and regardless of the claim being legitimate or not according to the US it is their territory, therefore any child born there would be considered US citizen, basically allowing in free immigration from Iran.

There is a far greater senility problem, than anyone could ever accuse Biden of having. The problem is greater because he has no handlers around him to filter the stupid.

Trump also announced a few weeks ago that the US would collect 20% tarrifs/tolls on all shipments in the SoH. He had to walk back the stupid 2 days later. The only path towards the stupidity becoming reality is if Iran or Oman becomes a US territory, although planting a US flag on a small rock near the SoH, and setting a precedent of whoever controls that rock has territorial control over the SoH (pure stupid), would legitimize Iran's full claim, after they kill all US troops on the rock.

This would justify immediate impeachment, or to at least force another cognitive test at congress's request for review by congress.

Do you have a flag?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6RhIx6US6Q

until the markets open up on monday.

Yeah I'm sure that will work.

Trump declares the moon is his.

Film at eleven.

Anything to distract from the Epstein Files.

Somebody tell this 🤡 (and Putin too) that annexations can happen after a war, not during. If you try to do reichskommissariats before the end of the war, you're in shitty company and people will take you less seriously.

Listen and learn boys. This is 12D chess, straight from the grandmaster.

Probably will rename it strait of America as well

Sure have fun

I think at this point he is just jealous that he doesn't have a 10 year war like Vietnam to his name and this is why he is a acting like a spoiled little child regarding this.

This seems like a good candidate for one of those real men of genius commercials they used to do in the late 90’s. Shame this is reality.

To trumpy: The trump/epstein mp4's you degenerate pervert. Remember those? No matter what outrageous shit you do as a bona fide degenerate pervert the trump/epstein mp4 files will always be there. Deal with it motherfucker and hate us even more for it. Please clock, tick, tick, tick (embolism go BOOM!).

Senile pedophile jackass with brain rot tells more stories news never

Please do it. Once he does it, we can complain about the inordinate number of aliens present and tell him he should send ICE there.

O shoot! We can do that? We can just do that? Alright. I call Ohio a mechoman444 territory!

Man, I'm not pro china but dam if the sign out front changes I genuinely don't think it's a negative

Sounds like he’s setting up justification for nukes. They attacked US territory.

I believe the standing order is that an attack on American territory can be met with nuclear deterrence.

I declare this whole world is in a bad condition

Classic conquistador heritage strategy. Taking what isn't yours by force because you can't think of any other way other than violence against people who didn't want to deal with you in the first place.

See, he Declared it

Good luck

... Wouldn't that then mean that every single US company would have an avenue to sue the US government for "negligence" in the handling of the Strait causing disruption?

Really "protecting an international waterway" of him.

The question is, who is profiting off of this? I mean not Trump money, but real money (JP Morgan, Deutsche Bank, etc.)

Is it just a way to sell a few thousand missiles? I think there's more behind this (that Trump is unaware of, because he's a moron).