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Trump says he will declare Strait of Hormuz a US territory (www.thehill.com)

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[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 35 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I’ll declare myself President of the United States.

Difference is I’d actually show up and do a better job.

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