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Trump says he will declare Strait of Hormuz a US territory (www.thehill.com)
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[–] 11 points 2 months ago* (1 child)

Yeah, anyone can claim whatever they want. Making other people respect your claim is the hard part.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 months ago

    Alright. Thats it. I've had enough of these territory disputes. I declaire all of existence to be my territory. Yep. Every single atom that exists. All mine. I own everything now.

    And for anyone who wishes to dispute this, the process is simple. Just take a number, use your toungue to write out a letter of dispute, directly onto my butthole! Anyone who doesn't do this respects my claim to everything.

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