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[–] 188 points 1 year ago (5 children)

looks inside

shitty frontend for the website

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  • [–] 73 points 1 year ago (14 children)

    I block 99% of all trackers and social media.

    I can't even order a fucking pizza online.

    fuck this commercial world.

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  • [–] 47 points 1 year ago (13 children)
  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Why the fuck does BBC sounds have so much tracking???

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Probably to collect all that it can to sell the data. Or they fucked up the feature and it triggers a connection attempt each second or sth.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    What do you use to block attempts?

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  • [–] 40 points 1 year ago

    I consider your request to download your app as a hostile act.

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  • [–] 30 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    As someone who uses a Linux phone, this becomes more and more true everyday

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  • [–] 30 points 1 year ago* (8 children)

    Your link format needs to be parentheses () instead of curly brackets {}

    Secret Panel

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  • [–] 32 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    Me: Where's the menu?

    Waiter: "In our app."

    Me: Guess I'll starve.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago* (3 children)

    you can't even get a ride from the 'taxi' here without their 'app'... and an existing account, with a verified payment method saved.

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  • Pfft. A waitress of a restaurant in Universal park Osaka told me that their physical menu is inside their restaurant, and I noped the heck out and ate a slice of pizza instead. If I had to use a digital menu for no good reason I would really rather starve.

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  • [–] [S] 3 points 1 year ago

    Ye I was typing fast and hit the wrong thing and then realized I was on my side account and not the main one im starting to use so I switched off and didnt even noticed until I decided to check notifications.

    Its fixed now.

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  • [–] 30 points 1 year ago

    Instead of opening your 200MB web browser to see this page, can I interest you in this 200MB separate app to see this web page embedded in a data collection app?

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  • [–] 60 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    And the app is just the mobile website in a sandboxed web browser.

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  • [–] 39 points 1 year ago (9 children)

    I'm currently in a whole thing with the marketing team where we're basically forced to do an app version of our website because bookmarks just aren't done that well in mobile browsers. If you make the user install an app, then it'll be on their home screen and they'll be more likely to return to your site, whereas if you're web-only there's a chance they'll forget about you after the first visit.

    It's going to cost us tens of thousands to develop the mobile app, $100/year for Apple's developer fee, and 30% of our subscription revenue, all whilst providing no actual technical benefits or making it easier for the user.

    Apple and Google have made billions of dollars just off the back of nothing more than websites wanting to have their link appear on the mobile's home screen.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Just make your website a progressive web app, then the end user can install it just like a native app and you skip all the BS that a native app needs. And only one platform to support.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 child)

    I don’t think Apple let you put PWAs in the App Store, and the install process for mobile is deliberately awkward for a regular user.

    Also AIUI they also don’t allow push notifications for PWAs, which is another thing marketing teams are really keen to have. It’s truly a race to the bottom.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    You are right that iOS has some limitations, which I guess could be a deal breaker, but I've personally found it to be a great middle ground for most use cases. And android works amazing with them, so I guess it mostly depends on your target demographic. I've just used it in the past and it's worked great for me.

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  • [–] -3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Fun fact: you can easily make shortcuts for sites on linux and windows' home desktop, which will open the default browser at the page. You cannot create a URL shortcut in the home screen of fucking android unless you're using fucking chrome. Hell, depending on the browser, you can't even fucking save the html for offline reading. I doubt iphones are any better

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    I bet mobile phone shoppers are more prone to impulse purchases.

    When I first tried Temu I think I ordered like $50 of items that I didn't need to rely on while doomscrolling in bed. Thinking it's the same china knockoff from amazon but cheaper.

    I tried to return most of it and they told me to keep it with a return. It ended up in the trash. Yeah fuck Temu...

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago

    App? You mean the website with DRM and no interoperability?

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    My bank wont let me open an account in the web browser. I either have to use their shitty banking app or go in person to a branch 10 miles away (they closed all the local branches)

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Your bank sucks. Get a credit union.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Luckily you can set the browser into desktop mode and see everything super tiny (sometimes).

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  • [–] 23 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    It's becoming more and more common to not even design a website for desktop

    I can't count how often I go to a website on a 1440p screen and I can see only like three things at once. I fucking hate that shit

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    My PC is driving a 40" monitor, imagine my pain. Even worse on the extended 55", but that one's just for movies.

    SITES BE LIKE

    CTRL + - all day long. And I'm old and blind, hence the monster monitor.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago*

    I do the web stuff for a very large news company, and over 80% of traffic is mobile, so product people don’t care about desktop. It’s being treated the way IE support used to be: an annoyingly necessary fringe user group. I imagine it’d be even worse in a company whose target demo didn’t skew sharply towards the elderly. We’re finally starting to move away from the idea of β€œwebsites exist to push people towards apps”, but it’s contentious and experimental. If I win, our sites will be far less annoying next year.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago

    Would you like a cookie?

    Are you 18?

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago*

    I'm using piefed on Firefox via my phone lol. Oh no.

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  • How it feels browsing AliExpress as of late..

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago
    • Panel 5 : Forced Desktop Mode "Hey, it's me, a totally different person!"
    • Panel 6 : -> Panel 1.
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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    Maybe it's not so much the business as the consumer. Commented before on travelling to a new client's shop and having the employees asking for an app to access their payroll.

    Told the manager that our site would automatically optimize for phone, works great as-is.

    "These people are not going to understand that unless they can download an app."

    "No problem. I'll show everyone how to put a shortcut on their home screen. Done! I'll even write up directions for Android and Apple."

    <manager shaking her head>

    Understand, a load of these people were illiterate, embarrassed to need help filling out the online hiring docs.

    If this was your experience as a business, would you not wrap your site in an app and push it? Plus, imagine the talk, "Yeah, site's OK but they don't have an app."

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago*

    That's understandable, but not the point of the comic.

    Some sites don't just off apps but require them for service.

    I read fan translated stories. I tried the paid officially licensed website. Forced app. Tried it. DRM bullshit. Can't even download a chapter. Tried website on desktop.

    Website literally told me to get a phone and the app...

    They never saw another penny from me. I started donating to fan translations groups and just using machine translations.

    Edit: name and shame.

    I forget the stupid name but webtoon.com got into web novels and it was the absolute worst experience. The translation was fine but slow, extremely expensive and loaded with DRM. If I "unlock" something to read I'd like to download a copy.

    To hell with your "you own nothing" business model. Shit I could buy physical copies of books for cheaper than their crap.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Amazon and LinkedIn. So annoying.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Sounds like Serializd. I love that site so much, but the dev clearly cares way more about the app than the site cause there's so many basic features on the app that have no plans to ever come to the site (or at least none announced).

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Normalize Progressive-WebApps

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