It literally gets me every time. I've seen this meme atleast 5 times now and not once have I not fallen for it
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The green 'circle' not being circular is hurting my brain.
shit, I actually read them. Time to undiagnose
Time to undiagnose.
I know you're making a joke, but just for anyone else reading: not all symptoms occur at all times all the time.
Not only did I read one line in the middle, before jumping to the end - I completely ignored the existence of the top graph
I read the three titles, then the green description, read four or five random lines in the middle to satisfy my curiosity (make sure it was real things not random text). Closed the pic, got intrigued and re-opened it, and realized then that the first title was a section/graph and finally made sense of it. I did not read all the middle tho ! Should I get a diagnosis ?
get out of my head thank you
Wow, I am called out.
You know, if I wanted this kind of abuse I'd talk to my husband
I was distracted by the legend colours not matching the pie colours and the green pie not being round enough. Didn't read the text obviously
The first thing I saw was that the green dot is fuzzy instead of being outlined in black Then I noticed that the pie was an oval.
I assume that the odd shape and color choice are intentional, as well.
You checked with a color dropper or what? :p
To be fair, that green circle is really big
And the text in the middle isn't only small but there's so much compression artifacts that it's hard to read.
Jokes on you, I'm medicated!
This is actually the meme that convinced me to get diagnostic testing. Hoping to get medication for ADHD soon, but the antidepressants are nice (except they make me poop. Like, a lot)
I thought everyone had twelve abandoned hobbies and functioned on the very edge of disaster at all times. No i don't have trouble focusing on the task at hand, I can play RimWorld for hours at a time
Is that what making me poop all the time?
My psychiatrist warned me about stimulants also stimulating my bowels...but not the antidepressants. She warned me that would kill my sex drive, but that's about it.
So (TW: TMI), I have had very loose stool since starting SSRI's. And when I have to go, I have to go! (One day I sneezed and did what my mother very patiently taught me not to do 43 years earlier.) I also get hot flashes at the same time every day (I'm biologically male), and have started needing to nap in the mid afternoon in order to function the rest of the day. On the plus side I no longer deal with feelings of ennui or that life is pointless, and my stress levels aren't quite as high, which is nice
No the poop issue is you keep picking at it too much. Or not enough. I'm a shitposter, not a doctor.
You should see my Warhammer collection of half painted minis, and my starwars armada collection.
While I show you that we can look at all my boardgames i haven't opened along with my lego collection
Oohh my swords for Hema too and my video games.
I have a giant list of started video games that I've never finished.
I've got a pushbike too and my boxing bag from kick boxing and it goes on and on
I bet you also own but haven't played Star Wars: Imperial Assault, the ttrpg. I opened the box, started reading the rules, and suddenly I was playing poker in RDR2
I certainly do, I couldn't ever find people to play with in my tiny town, same problem with Armada. I must own 1000 aud worth of armada figurines and a custom play mat i made myself but no one to play with haha
I feel your pain. It took me over 5 years to find the correct mix of DnD players from my circle of friends. Adults who could maintain a consistent weekly gaming schedule and not be That Guy™. In our current campaign one friend wound up being a wangrod, but another invited one of his friends that is somehow more of a nerd than I am. So it balanced out. This took a long time and several false starts over the years. One of my players has to remote in on Zoom, which sucks, but we make it work. The point is, keep trying. If you can maintain interest that is lol
Inattentive is such a PITA. I've had a very, VERY successful career and can't help but think it's been all while doing life on hard mode.
…okay, you know what? i don’t need this shit.
@Stamets oopsies

I played Factorio for 12 hours this weekend so obviously I'm fine.
I am disappointed that "getting distracted by squirrels" is not a slice of the middle pie.
God damn.
Also, technically the green circle ellipse is mostly the 2nd half.
Nevermind, "above pic".
I wonder how much of the middle tasks being read in a horrible order is part of the first one, the second one, the fifth one, the eleventh one, the tenth one, the seventh one, or the ninth one.



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