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[–] 64 points 1 year ago* (9 children)

I call shenanigans on this picture.

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  • [–] 31 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    That reddit post is the only source. It's in a mall. Even if those are real pieces of paper and a real picture of one of them, it would be elementary for some chode looking for internet points and lulz to stage it.

    I'm curious to know the logic behind putting up three of these signs on the front of the same closed store, when you didn't have enough pieces of tape to hang them all and had to use a piece of tape from something else.

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    A lot of it is just way too out there but this part in particular is just too... I don't know. Unbelievable that it would come from any corporate entity (even today), and almost identical to satirical criticisms of capitalism.

    Potecting the stability of its shareholders was prioritized and this store -and its workforce- were deemed expendable.

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  • [–] 173 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Well they’re halfway correct. Having your company bought by private equity and sold for parts is domestic economic terrorism, but that’s not left wing. It’s right wing.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I don't actually think this is real because I don't think any evil lefty liberals have ever thought about Claire's in their entire lives.

    If it was a list of companies that I wanted to see destroyed Claire's wouldn't even be in the top 500 mostly because they just sell plastic junk and other than being generally crap don't do anything overly objectionable.

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  • [–] 56 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Claire's is a company that is entirely dependent on a strong middle class.

    When people are struggling, the very first budget item that gets cut in every family are overpriced rhinestones and lip gloss.

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  • [–] 159 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    -Capitalists buy your company and gut it to line their pockets

    "How could the radical left do this to us?"

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  • [–] 107 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Lmao. Is the radical left in the room with us?

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  • [–] 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Yep, I'm here. Don't know at what point wanting healthcare for all made me a radical, but here we are. Guess I should go practice hating on minorities and denying science. :(

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  • [–] 50 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Yeah I hate the state of politics in the US as much as the next leftist right now but this is very fake. Not "doctored photo" fake, but "someone fabricated this document for clout" fake

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  • [–] 210 points 1 year ago* (8 children)

    Potecting the stability of its shareholders was prioritized and this store -and its workforce- were deemed expendable.

    Holy shit that’s cold. Ignoring the whole radical left bs, that’s insane callousness. Imagine veing the poor minimum wage employee that had to put that sign up before clocking out for the last time.

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  • [–] 113 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Saying the quiet part out loud again. This is the only honest sentence in that whole excretion of doublespeak.

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  • [–] 41 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    it's such an insane own goal that i thought it had to be satire, but the rest of it really does track with bailout-seeking behavior from private equity ghouls

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago*

    Perhaps this former employee also wrote/edited and printed that sign themselves before hanging it up as a form of protest. Either way it exposes what‘s happening behind the corpo speech very well.

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  • [–] 82 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    All while admitting that shareholders were their top priority.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    Well, they weren't a co-op, or a non profit. They are a private company whose reason for existence is to make as much fucking money as possible. I'm a believer in "good" companies, decent, like many B corps, but the fact is that almost always, all investors care about is money.

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  • [–] 35 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    "THE RADICAL LEFT IS MAKING FUN OF OUR DECISION TO SPEND 78% OF OUR FISCAL BUDGET ON NOVELTY HATS! BECAUSE OF THIS TERRORISM WE HAVE TO SHUT OUR DOORS!"

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  • [–] 30 points 1 year ago

    'Rest assured, the C suite and board of directors will continue to funnel most of the profits generated by the company to themselves, and this inconvenience will not interrupt their revenue stream. This is the fault of radical leftists and their inability to regulate us...'

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  • [–] 28 points 1 year ago

    Lol there's so much wrong with this.

    The ridiculousness of the phrase "domestic economic terrorism" especially when it's being attributed to "ridicule by radical left agitators". And then the actual reason they're closing is because of private equity and shareholders, but obviously they can't place any blame on the sacred capitalists.

    Also, ”rooted in values of family and community"? You're the place where 10 year old girls get their ears pierced by untrained 16 year olds. It's a business rooted in the American value of offering the cheapest possible products created for the purpose of breaking and being thrown into a landfill so you can go buy another.

    All around a complete lack of self awareness. Get woke asshole, then you might not go broke.

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  • [–] 30 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    They pierce ears and sell cosmetics to teenagers

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  • [–] 45 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Piece ears badly. They're famous for using piecing guns with untrained/poorly trained high schoolers doing it. And all of their product are temu level junk since before temu ever existed.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Yeah you want to go to a reputable tattoo shop and get them to do it with a needle instead

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Yeah you want to go to a reputable tattoo piercing shop and get them to do it with a needle instead

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    I don't think there is a piercing shop around that isn't also a tattoo shop. Maybe if I looked to the most urban area in my local area, I could find one that is part of a shop like this claire's that sells jewelry, but I think we started off this whole comment chain by pointing out those shops do it poorly.

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  • [–] 50 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I have no idea what they sold...

    Thank you for your attention to this matter

    ...And now I don't care.

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  • [–] 22 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    anyone could have taped up that piece of paper.

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  • [–] 22 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Hey guys I didn’t get the memo about shitting on Claire’s until they go out of business. Can someone forward it? Hail Soros

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    C'mon man. This was in last week's global in-person meeting. The cabal leadership sends the meeting minutes out to every level of the organization.

    Check your spam folder.

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  • [–] 21 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Thank you for your attention to this matter.

    I think it’s an allegory to the government shutdown

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  • [–] 19 points 1 year ago

    Real or Not. A world with less Claire's isn't a bad thing. Store is straight trash anyways

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago

    Not sure if this is real or not, but you'll often see companies blaming all sorts of things when they shut down, often whatever generic "bad thing" was last mentioned in local or domestic news. This is because the owners really want it to be someone else's fault and not themselves messing up how they ran their business.

    But it invariably is. Had to shut down due to too much theft or burglaries? Tough shit, dealing with crime is part of running a business, and I don't see the businesses on either side of you shutting down. Maybe you should have paid more attention to how loss affected your margins.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Can someone confirm this is real? Or just another product of an international troll farm?

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  • [–] 29 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Yeah this seems like it was written by a troll to me. The first paragraph calling out leftist "domestic economic terrorism", immediately followed by the second paragraph calling the workers "expendable" and admitting they're trying to "protect the stability of the shareholders", and then ending with "thank you for your attention to this matter", Trump's social media calling card. It all feels a little too on the nose, like when conservatives try to do sarcasm or irony.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    Define "real"

    I guarantee it's not an official message from the company. If for no other reason, they explicitly stated the employees are expendable. Companies are never that forthright about that language.

    But it could be a laid off manager griping, a laid off employee, and since it's on the outside of the story, anyone could have taped it up so it doesn't have to be actually related to being employed by Claire's.

    Of course it could be also purely for the Internet.

    So no, it's not 'real', is it digitally faked? Possibly but why bother, it's a piece of paper printed out and taped to a storefront, easy enough to just do it. Is it a sincere rant from an employee or a customer? Possibly. Is it purely a joke? I think this is most likely.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago

    Cory Doctorow needs to know about this new term Domestic Economic Terrorism. I feel like it fits with his Felony Contempt of Business Model.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Claire's is that crappy overpriced jewelry company, right? They only made sense when teenage girls went to the mall frequently, and I'm pretty sure that's not a thing anymore.

    Instead of blaming "radical left extremists" or whatever, blame your crappy products. Who is your target market and how can you effectively reach them?

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (1 child)

    I would like to know what the radical left did. I know of no campaign against them.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    I doubt anything was done, everyone is being tighter with their money and that junk isn't a priority, couple that with the projection from the "delusional right" where it is always someone else's fault even though it is their rhetoric.

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  • [–] 25 points 1 year ago

    That's a shit ton of words just to say "we suck"

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago* (2 children)

    So two things, firstly they are not a exclusively American company, they are globally diversified, so if they are financial problems it's not a uniquely American issue, and secondly who goes into a Claire's anyway.

    As far as I know the only product they sell that anyone would be remotely interested in is ear piercings, no one over the age of about 15 ever been in a Claire's ever.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago

    Its clear a large number of people don't know their right from their left.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago*

    Okay, so I poked around in the orignal thread and came up with some context.

    Three weeks ago, this guy on IG used to work for Claires, got fired for posting studies showing most mass shooters are right wing, and has since been posting the threatening letters and recording calls from Clairs Corperate they keep sending asking for him to stfu. This specific closed branch was his formerstore! They do also accuse him personally of being a domestic economic terrorist. lol

    Blaming the "radical left" is still a batshit crazy thing to write/think/announce, but at least we can see how corporate greed ghouls got there.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Is this an official position by Claire’s?

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago* (2 children)

    It would seem their official position is on their knees, taking a load in the face from Trump's little mushroom, while the faint odor of filled diaper pervades their olfactory senses.

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    Not saying this isn't real, but it looks fake as hell. The letter clarity is fantastic and oddly well lit

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago* (2 children)

    Who are they? Sounds like they are racist bigoted trash. Sounds like people voted with their feet and left them out on the street.

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  • [–] 25 points 1 year ago

    Claire's was a chain of American jewelry stores focusing on the extremely-inexpensive end of the market. A common feature of malls back in the day, if you wanted a super cheap pair of clip-on earrings or something, that looked silver but probably wasn't, Claire's is where you went.

    Their actual financial difficulties likely stem from the decline of malls, as foot traffic past their window was probably the main source of customers.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Is "domestic economic terrorism" MAGA for boycott?

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    This especially embarrassing since they just blamed Trump’s Tarriffs a couple months ago.

    On July 9, 2025, Claire's warned that it would be considering Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection for its U.S. operations for the second time in 7 years. The company blamed declining consumer demand, rising import costs caused by President Donald Trump’s U.S. tariffs and heavy debt as a result of the decision.

    Eat shit Claire’s, selling cheap crap and piercing ears poorly isn’t a business model.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Uh, that business model had done quite well since I was a teen in the 80s.

    under new private equity ownership

    That's all you need to know.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Coming back to say a few days later claims were "completely fraudulent."

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Bloody radical lefties! Not wanting to buy a load of Temu level tat that leaves green marks on your skin at 800% markup is commie talk!

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    Not the 30 years of 11 year old girls shop lifting

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