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[–] 37 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Is the living food storage part from like those honey or sap ants, where they have guys with those giant sacs of honey or sap to feed to whoever wants it?

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  • [–] 29 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Well that's pretty cool if that's it, my brain went straight to cannibalism

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  • [–] 28 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Too much activity prevents thinking

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  • [–] 28 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I'm a little too good at acting as living food storage.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    I thought that said "anti biologist" at first

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    "it helps you deal with emergencies"

    Exactly why we are kept busy.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    me, a big fat guy

    I'm like an ant storing all this food. 😃

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Shouldn't it be "lie around"?

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    But what about adipose tissue?

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    The title is a gem. Decard Cain, you beautiful bastard.

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  • So you're saying we have an evolutionary example of "eat the rich"? I say we get started - the ants gave us a blueprint.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Yeah, it's something that's super useful about humans.

    They're very durable, and can follow instructions effectively.

    They make excellent slaves, compared to other forms of life.

    For me, that's the resource aliens would invade us for.

    It's us.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (3 children)

    If we are supposed to lie around then why is it bad for our health

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