Holy smokes! Candy got expensive AF. (TikTok screencap)

Picture of candy packages in a store advertised for $24-29 each with the caption “Porch light will be off this year“

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[–] 79 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (11 children)

At this point is cheaper to be the house with full candy bars /s

Looking at the prices of Snickers from CandyDirect.com you can get 15.8 lbs of fun sized (about 400+ pieces if my math is right with each bar at 17 grams) for $186. $0.46 each. Fuck what a scam.

Full bars are fucking $2.41 each in bulk. WTF

Also, some of these bags are huge. 350, 250, etc. pieces for $25, so 7¢ each. The top row center bags are 15¢ per piece. If you're not expecting a constant steam of kids, one of these might be all you need.

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  • [–] 86 points 1 year ago (8 children)

    At this point is cheaper to be the house with full candy bars

    Okay, complete tangent, but...

    When my kid was still Trick-or-Treating age, I was walking around town with him and as it was getting a bit late, we came upon a house with a man sitting out front with a half-full box of full-size candy bars. He gave my kid one, and my kid asked if he could have another. Before I could scold him, the man said "Sure!" and gave him another, then followed up with "You can have the whole box, if you want..."

    My kid was obviously ecstatic, and after a minute of chatting with him, it came out that his wife had told him he had to stay out there til they were all gone, and he wanted to go inside and watch whatever game was on.

    So that's how my kid ended up having the best Halloween of his life.

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Similarly, my first Halloween at a new neighborhood. I go all out. I aspired to be the house my buddies and I would have talked about when we were kids. Decorations, sound effects, light show, etc… I run AV for a living, so it was all pretty basic for me. But with just some basic stuff, I had it looking really nice. This was my candy tray:

    I had two trick-or-treaters. Two. Turns out, there just weren’t that many kids in my new neighborhood. That second kid got the entire tray.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Kind of a nice counter-point to 'the early bird gets the worm'.

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  • [–] 150 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    And it tastes worse than ever.

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  • [–] 56 points 1 year ago (8 children)

    Halloween just promotes socialism for children. If they want candy, get a job in the mine.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    The stupid shit tho is five years ago the candy would go on sale the day after and it $4 a bag. The candy is not expensive and the candy is probably somehow circulating from 5 years ago. Is all supply and demand, fucking capitalism.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Yeah that's what's so shocking about it, these bags would be $5 only a few years ago. And I remember how painfully impoverished large swaths of the country were then.

    I cannot imagine how the average American in the Midwest is surviving at the moment.

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  • Wife and I both work, everything is carefully calculated to have us constantly worry about bills and unexpected expenses. If one of us misses 1 day of work there is 1 bill that won't be paid, which means multiple phone calls from bill collectors. A lot of them are super fast about sending to collections. I no longer fret about my credit score.

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  • [–] 40 points 1 year ago (8 children)

    I'm a house that buys Full size Candy bars. We average 50 kids in our neighborhood, so generally 1 fundraiser box covers us.

    I still have my 2024 screen shots and as you can see the price went up 31% I know it's not an exact comparison, but the box I gave away last year appears to have been discontinued. On lower count packs its gone up nearly 45%.

    I was planning on doing Roasted Chestnuts and Apple cider for parents as a fun gag, but now I'm considering doing that exclusively.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    I got excited at this idea until I remembered that American cider isn't alcoholic. Should make some proper scrumpy!

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Where do you get roasted chestnuts?

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  • [–] 38 points 1 year ago (10 children)

    At that price, I think I'll just hand out dollar bills. Kids love money, right?

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

    We are doing stickers and glow sticks. Bought the "rave family special" online. It was still cheaper than candy.

    Worst case Ontario - we now have emergency lightning, and an activity that will take hours for the kids.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Worst case Ontario

    It's water under the fridge.

    Gnomewhatimsayin?

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I would have to assume that if you handed out single dollar bills, kids wouldn’t really know what to do with it.

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  • [–] 72 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Prices are fine in Canada. Happy Halloween, ‘Murica.

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  • [–] 56 points 1 year ago

    I mean.. Those look like normal Canadian prices.

    However, contextually, that stuff in Canada is actually chocolate and many US versions have little to no cocoa, and oils instead of milk ingredients. So its a rip off because its not even chocolate.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    I normally do full sized bars considering how many people we get on average. I normally buy them at Costco Business and it looks like they're still priced the same. Prices at regular Costco are similar to what I remember of last year too.

    We probably make most of our chocolate here. In the area around where I work there are at least 4 Mondelez plants. I know Mars has a few plants in or around the GTA as well.

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  • [–] 33 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Get ready to see lots of posts marveling at how expensive common things are getting in the US

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  • [–] 27 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    My wife bought rice krispie treats for super cheap, dumdums, some lesser known candy, little Halloween toys and stickers, and made goodie bags.

    If you avoid the mainstream big name candy, it's not so bad.

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  • [–] 27 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    What are you, some kind of socialist? But seriously, people always complain about how things are so expensive but keep buying the same overpriced trash.

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago

    That overprized trash gets flung into everyone's faces with ads constantly and is placed at eye level in optimal shelf locations so you see it first and can grab it the easiest. It's placed at the counters when you have to wait (in overpriced small / singular packages), and if the advertising machine detects you might be perceptible to being convinced into buying it (e.g. through analysis of your previous purchases collected by the payback program or store itself together with your social media posts showing you're sad or depressed) you'll receive tailored ads at the right moment via Smartphone, websites, Music streaming service and (soon) car infotainment + "smart" camera-enabled digital ad screens in public.

    Don't blame people for being manipulated by the manipulation machine, none of us is safe against it. Our resources for full awareness are sucked dry and monetized until we're tired and defenseless; and at that point you can't blame anyone who just wants to buy something that makes them a littlr bit more happy and less tired. Of course everyone ultimately has free will, but in the dystopia we live in that free will requires phenomenal energy to truly act on.

    Smash the system, not everyone else's desire to feel happy. 🙂

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Dumdums, sure, but where did you find rice krispie treats that are cheaper than this candy? Just spitballing, but 140 pieces for $20 works out to something like 8 cents per piece, while just a quick search shows prices for rice krispies to be way higher, up to 50 cents per, with a few options scattered that bring the prices close (I think I saw a 100 pack for $21, and a 45 pack for $9).

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  • [–] 27 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Odd that products made and packaged in the US, from government subsidized corn syrup, and not the most affected by tarrifs, still jump in price. Maybe inflation will be the scariest thing this Halloween

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    A majority of Hershey products have been made in Mexico for some time! It was "somehow" cheaper - possibly in part to tricklin' down trade agreements - to ship the ingredients there and then send the finished product back. As much a "fun" fact as the "fun-sized" candy. Even the JustBorne/The Peeps peoples of Pennsylvania manufacture a bunch in Canada.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    I've been a full size candy bar house for a while. Buying bulk candy bars spiked in 2021. Boxes usually average about $1.25 per bar, but you can find sales at Costco at $0.60 each if you aren't picky on exact candies.

    Non-candy options I sprinkle in that are hits are rice krispy treats, bags of microwave popcorn (unpopped) and the packaged 2 pack of cookies.

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  • [+] -15 points 1 year ago (8 children)

    You literally just have to do 5 seconds of planning and not buy from the top manufacturer 3 weeks before Halloween. Everyone is just looking for reasons to bitch with this rage bait.

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  • [–] 25 points 1 year ago

    Shit is getting stupidly expensive. People are gonna bitch. You're gonna complain about them. I'm gonna make a comment about that because i can't help it. We're all fucked. Let the person air their grievance about overpriced candy. Fuck's sake 🫠

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    Ah the ol “blame the consumer” bit

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  • [+] -10 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Yes. I spent $20 last year. It's not hard.

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  • [–] 24 points 1 year ago* (2 children)

    Jesus fuck. Almost $30 for those big bags?

    I am definitely going to WinCo and getting 5 pounds of peanut butter cups. They're only ~$2 or 3/pound from the bulk bins!

    They're not Reese's but they are just as good.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Winco is incredible. At first, I was annoyed at them not accepting credit cards. But after seeing the prices, and how credit card companies work, I understand it.

    Things are higher quality/cheaper than Walmart, without the "Walmart tax" of cheating the manufacturer.

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  • [–] 22 points 1 year ago

    Tricks it is, then.

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    I only got about five groups last year, maybe 15 kids total.

    I noticed a couple of days ago that the Halloween candy was out at Walmart, but I didn't check prices. If this is accurate, then, yeah, porch light off this year. It's not even worth putting out a pumpkin. Also, I'd end up eating the leftover candy, so that's not good either.

    If homemade cookies weren't shunned, then I'd do that, but I can't imagine parents letting their kids eat them. The fearmongers have won.

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago

    I just bought 40 lbs (big neighborhood) at US$4.44 a lb for snack-size name-brand 'chocolate' at Costco

    Nominal price for the past four years has been $5 a lb here. Given that's kirkland's packaging with mars/hersheys candy in it.

    Looks like my local grocer is $24.99 for the 3.4lb bag which is over US$7 a lb so ... yikes.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago (9 children)

    What the hell is up with these prices?

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  • [–] 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    It's just your typical Trump economy.

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  • [+] -15 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    it's called ecofascism and you're gonna love what comes next.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago*

    What kind of BS is that?

    "Ecofascism is "environmentalism through genocide", opined Klein. Political researcher Alex Amend defined ecofascist belief as "The devaluing of human life—particularly of populations seen as inferior—in order to protect the environment viewed as essential to White identity.""

    Basically all the right wing nut bags that are popular now deny climate change. Trump even has his famous drill baby drill bit

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  • [–] 39 points 1 year ago*

    I get about 50 kids in average every year.

    So no matter the price (unless it gets any higher), I'll spend a couple hundred on candies. I'm not wealthy but I can afford it once a year .... I actually prefer spending more on this holiday than for Christmas.

    Plus I loved this holiday when I was a kid. What other time or place do you have an opportunity to see a strangers house and get candy in a safe and public holiday? So I've made it a rule in my life that on Halloween when a kid comes to my door, they're getting a few handfuls of candy. I also don't care of the kids age ... they could be two or twenty (as long as they're polite and non aggressive) they're getting candy.

    I once had a group of college kids who were Indian nationality who were just out having fun with some face paint and daring each other to visit houses .... I gave them a bunch of candy, told them which houses to go to and made them laugh.

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